Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[sckeener]

Coming from Milwaukee, it is always amazing to me how this city goes into a complete panic/apocalyptic mode whenever the weather gets a bit chilly.

Put a little bit of ice on the roads here in Houston and the city closes down. Admittedly we don't know how to drive on ice, so it probably is for the best.

One funny bit, I had to explain to my yank friend why all our 'watch for ice' road signs were on display in the summer. We use them so rarely in Houston that we now use them as warning signs for high water.

 

[sniffles]

Well, now that the sales manager has been chosen as the perfect victim, I'm waiting to find out if the rest of the staff will all die of a virulent plague contracted from this mysterious TPS report that only Phil knows how to interpret.

Best. Thread. EVAR!!!

 

[catsclaw227]

Well, now that the sales manager has been chosen as the perfect victim, I'm waiting to find out if the rest of the staff will all die of a virulent plague contracted from this mysterious TPS report that only Phil knows how to interpret.

Best. Thread. EVAR!!!

If the Sales Manager can somehow convince the Powers That Be that an Age of Worms hardcover would save his life, then maybe everything will work out in the end.

 

[Mark Hope]

Put a little bit of ice on the roads here in Houston and the city closes down. Admittedly we don't know how to drive on ice, so it probably is for the best.

One funny bit, I had to explain to my yank friend why all our 'watch for ice' road signs were on display in the summer. We use them so rarely in Houston that we now use them as warning signs for high water.

You should see things here in the UK. Snow? Sheesh, all it takes here are leaves to bring the entire national rail network to a grinding halt. Sometimes we can handle snow, but only if it's the right kind of snow. Ever year in the autumn (sorry, the fall) it happens, as if folks forget about the whole "leave fall from trees" thing on a yearly basis. The British Empire wasn't built on an inability to deal with leaves, you know!

 

[PaizoPhil]

If the Sales Manager can somehow convince the Powers That Be that an Age of Worms hardcover would save his life, then maybe everything will work out in the end.

I'm a zombie, not a miracle worker.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

So, was the meal very Phill-ing?

You have a Phill-thy sense of humour, Henry.

I don't know who you should eat, but I know who you shouldn't eat. You've only got one woman on that list. What if you get stuck there indefinately and need to repopulate the building? You'll want to keep her around.

So it's from humanity down to the building? I see the pressure to perform on that poor woman lessens somewhat.

That reminds me of that time where the cannibal chief is presented with the latest food victims, one of which is a stunning girl, and he just says: "I'll eat my breakfast in bed today".

 

[blargney the second]

I'm a zombie, not a miracle worker.

*laugh*

 

[Sugarmouse]

I am unable to get the image of 'Uterbraten' or 'Sloppy Jimbos' out of my head right now.

Rock on, folks, rock on.


On the note of voting - you could always do the good old 'Leg rota.' You'd know this if you were a Prachett fan.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

What, there's no intern to sacrifice?

In that case, the first eaten should be the lawyer (even at the risk of indigestion). But since you don't have a lawyer, it's the marketing guys next ... save people who do real work for last.

 

[GwydapLlew]

I'm a bit late, but I have to wonder if the reanimated corpse of Phil will be as entertaining to watch at the Paizo booth in the upcoming convention center...

And what about the render? I would have assumed it would be the first to go.