Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[PaizoPhil]

I'm a bit late, but I have to wonder if the reanimated corpse of Phil will be as entertaining to watch at the Paizo booth in the upcoming convention center...

You're just not paying attention. What you see in the Paizo booth at cons is INDEED the reanimated corpse of Yours Truly, because no living flesh human could possibly be at work that early after the previous night's heavy drinking. I send my mirror images/flesh golems to do my bidding whenever possible.

Oh, and it looks like Bulmahn's quest to see me get to 100 votes before the weekend may well pay off. You back-stabbing bastards, all of you...

 

[Harker Wade]

I spit chili when I read the first post!

"We've been stuck here for nearly 20 minutes, and the subject of cannibilism has finally come up."

- wow, that long huh!

 

[MKMcArtor]

Looks like if we go by the polls, Jeremy Walker would be the last Paizo staff member to survive the cannibalistic feast fest. Though, from what I hear, Mike McArtor is much bigger than him so Jeremy would have to be pretty clever to take him out.

Actually, Jeremy has 50 pounds on me. But I did wrestle in high school. But that was 15 years ago. But I am old and full of treachery. But he is about 6 years younger than me.

Oh geez... I'm doomed.

 

[GoodKingJayIII]

I see that I was write in voting for the sales manager. They're the most tender and usually have the least gristle.

 

[Ghostwind]

I see that I was write in voting for the sales manager. They're the most tender and usually have the least gristle.

Nah, they have plenty of gristle. Fortunately, it grows in areas that are typically considered to be unedible.

 

[Piratecat]

Oh, and it looks like Bulmahn's quest to see me get to 100 votes before the weekend may well pay off. You back-stabbing bastards, all of you...

Aw, Phil, you know we love you. Or we would love you. I mean, if we could try you.

Yum.

 

[Len]

Are you guys still at the office? Is the Phil done yet?

 

[Siberys]

Haven't any of you read E. A. Poe's The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket?

You always eat the guy who suggests it. ALWAYS

i.e, James Jacobs

Besides, I still haven't gotten a response to my Weave Points Query for Dragon, Mr. Editor-in-Chief, and it's been three months. Can't I at least get something that says "We glanced at your Idea. It Sucked."; At least, then, I'd know someone had SEEN it.

 

[Lonely Tylenol]

So!

Here at Paizo, we've been hit by a blizzard. As in, most of us are probably going to be stuck here at the office overnight. Fearless Publisher Erik Mona has already left for home, but we expect him back in a few hours, his fancy car abandoned on the on-ramp to the bridge.

Anyway. We've been stuck here for nearly 20 minutes, and the subject of cannibilism has finally come up. We can't decide who goes on the grill first though, so I thought we'd enlist the help of ENWorld to determine who should go first!

Vote Soon. And Vote Often!

How many centimeters (inches, if you must) of snow have you got? This makes a difference in my answer on how high on the "wuss" scale you guys collectively rank, and if the answer is not satisfactorily in meters (yards), the selection process will be less "draw straws" and more "fight to the death" in order to reduce the wussiness quotient.

 

[BOZ]

"We've been stuck here for nearly 20 minutes, and the subject of cannibilism has finally come up."

- wow, that long huh!

they must have been watching that one episode of Monty Python.