questing gm
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Driddle said:The hot chainmail-clad elf gamer chicks love muscle-toned GMs.
I can see the new advertising images for 4th ed...
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Driddle said:The hot chainmail-clad elf gamer chicks love muscle-toned GMs.
airwalkrr said:Was this thread spawned from personal experience?
*blink* you too?Prince of Happiness said:Have we met? How did you know I do that?
Ah, but you do need to remember that not all males are interested in females. Throw in Conan the Barbarian and perhaps the Gray Mouser and you're set.Stormborn said:A gym nearby recently changed its name to "Plane Fitness" which got my wife and I thinking about "Planar Fitness" and how you could market a gym to DnD players.
You could have work out gear that simulated wearing light, medium, or heavy armor, obstacle courses, martial arts and weapons classes, classes on health gaming snacks, Cardio-Larping, and of course to keep people motivated we would have trainers/recruiters. They come in two types, complete with costume: helpless elf maiden and drow priestess. The elf maidens motivate through positive reinforcement "Oh you are doing so well! Can't you do just one more for little old me? >bats eyes<" while the drow priestesses would motivate through negative reinforcement "You worthless pile of flab! How dare you even cast your eyes upon me! If I do not see 10 more reps I will fley your miserable excuse for a body!".
We figure no need to play to the female customer, males are the target audience. We can just offer a 50% discount to females and that should take care of most of our recruiting.
Piratecat said:*blink* you too?
I've structured two campaigns around that premise. Hell, you've just laid out the plot of the one-shots that I'm running at GenCon.
I don't think that my players would want me to GM oiled up in my undies, even if I were to wear a chainmail bikini to hold my man-boobs.
Throw in Conan the Barbarian and perhaps the Gray Mouser and you're set.
Better. See, I was trying to think of somebody on the "thin and lithe" side, and couldn't come up with anything but the Mouser.ShadowDenizen said:Nah. We need someone more like Mat or Perrin. (Or I'd take Jon Snow in a pinch.)
IamTheTest said:I like Peanut Butter and Honey on Crackers. Low Fat, High Protein, and Mighty Tasty!
To drink, Cranberry Juice...its delish.