Why I Hate Coca Cola


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Henry said:
Actually, I'm here on behalf of the Church of Moe Ronalds. I'm here to tell you that All Is Coke. There Are No Other Forms of Refreshment. Drink Coke Or Die Screaming.

Thank you, and may Moe have mercy on your non-syrupy soul.

Beh. Everyone knows that God does not exist. Your church of moe is a sham. There is but one beverage that leads to spiritual freedom and the Final Refreshment. Throw off the spritual oppression that is the way of Coke, and acheive both enlightenment and refreshment by worshiping at the altar of Pepsi!

Besides, its not a co-incidence that both Coke and Cancer start with the letter C!

END COMMUNICATION
 

Posted by William Ronald
...Besides, if you place rusted lugnuts into a small bottle of Coke, they should be rust free in about three days.

I know that most sodas have low amounts of acid (ascorbic, citric and/or phosphoric) which, unless you have an ulcer, our digestive systems are easily capable of coping with it. These acids are also commonly found in other juices.

However, when I was in the Navy, I was stationed on the Missouri and we used to use lemonade (without the sugar) to bleach the wooden decks. And we used the cherry "Koolaid" stuff to take off the tarnish on brass. It works really well.
 
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"Your love is like drinking Drain-O. It feels good at first, but leaves you empty inside."


I thank you for a darn fine joke. I work for your friendly Regional Poison Control and this will get many laughs at around the office.

I'll have to wait until tuesday to try it out......Dang.
 

What THEY don't want you to know!!!

Mean Eyed Cat said:


I know that most sodas have low amounts of acid (ascorbic, citric and/or phosphoric) which, unless you have an ulcer, our digestive systems are easily capable of coping with it. These acids are also commonly found in other juices.

However, when I was in the Navy, I was stationed on the Missouri and we used to use lemonade (without the sugar) to bleach the wooden decks. And we used the cherry "Koolaid" stuff to take off the tarnish on brass. It works really well.

Go HERE to learn about the most deadly additive in all sodas and in many other products.

Have you heard about this. Of course not. Because THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!
 

Man, I used to drink so much Coke. Loved the stuff and still do. But I quit drinking soda as of the end of November 2002. If that sounds like something an addict would say than I completely was one. I would burn through about 3-4 12 packs a week. That is way too much soda. Ever since I stopped (and I was doing this for like 10 years) I find that it's easier to sleep, my appetite is better, I'm less jittery and I have about $20 more a week in my pocket. I think it worked for me when I was a teenager and maybe into my very early 20's but now it's just killing me. So I stopped. I'm starting my 3rd month of being soda free and loving it. :D

Drink water or drown gurgling. Yeah, that's the ticket...
 

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