Will you turn to the Dark Side?

[Thornir Alekeg]

I would not give in to the dark side...and then I would go to work and that would all change.

 

[Semirhage]

Dark Side

I'd immerse myself in the teachings of the Sith and slink around the galaxy slicing bystanders in twain with a pair of ruby-hued lightsabers. Manipulating galactic events from behind the scenes would be my bread and butter, while killing Jedi would be a pleasant hobby.

I love Palpatine, but think he needed more style and flair{16 pieces at least}. Crimson is the new black.

 

[Rel]

DARK SIDE, BABY! All the way!

"But why, Rel, why?! Is it because of the hawt chicks the Dark Side always attracts?"

"No my young padawan. It is because of the hawt, slutty chicks the Dark Side always attracts."

*ZOWNT*

*padawans smoking head rolls on floor*

"And I don't like to share..."

 

[der_kluge]

I'm far too goody goody not to be on the light side of the force. I just don't have enough anger in me to be evil.

 

[Krieg]

What kind of health care plan does the dark side?

That will be critically important to my decision.

 

[Rel]

What kind of health care plan does the dark side?

That will be critically important to my decision.

Well I think we can say for certain that it covers a wide variety of prosthetics. Maybe not so much on the plastic/reconstructive surgery end.

 

[Tewligan]

Let's see...do I want to attract Leia or Amidala? If I choose balance can I have both?

A mother/daughter tag team? Naughty!

 

[Dakkareth]

Dark Side, no discussion. My temper is explosive and I'm a sucker for the easy way to power. Might have to work on that long-term preservation of hate, though. Oh yes, and force lightning is much cooler than ... well, anything else.

 

[Desdichado]

Well I think we can say for certain that it covers a wide variety of prosthetics. Maybe not so much on the plastic/reconstructive surgery end.

What, don't you remember Darth Maul? All kinds of cosmetic surgery was apparently covered by his plan.

 

[Terath Ninir]

Dark side. No question. I am not corruptable. I was born totally corrupt. I was also born totally lazy, so I'd probably end up as one of those boring, do-nothing Sith like Darth Maul.