Willowhaunt's City of the Spider Queen [FULL]

[deadestdai]

Ok, how about this. There was a fine and handsome priest of Loviatar, though she did not know his nature. She lay with him, as she believed she loved him and he loved her. She became pregnant with his child and joyfully told him the news. The priest played along with her for several months, planning to sacrifice the child. She discovered his nature and fled from him. However, the priest came after her and discovered her hiding place. He beat her most visciously, and the child died because of his cruelty. The priest was found and punished. However, she had to learn how to discern through lies to discover true love.

All the while wearing pink stilleto's, a white snakeskin boob-tube, yellow tight trousers and sporting large bleach-blonde, back-combed hair.

Penance! Penance I say!

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Hey now, she's not white trash, she's just a very unfortunate girl seduced by a master of deception and heartbreak!

 

[deadestdai]

O! I thought you said he had a mullet and smelt of dead bear?

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Meh! Twisting my perfectly innocent story into a sordid little tale that could be seen on COPS...

 

[deadestdai]

**Comment deleted due to it's lack of comedic value.**

 

[Jdvn1]

Don't worry, we'll start soon, and I will be able to keep up with my own "one-post-a-day" rule.

( :

-Willowhaunt

Any news? Are we just waiting on characters? I'm excited!

 

[Jdvn1]

Yeah, I've got to get mine sent to you, Willowhaunt...couple last things to work out in the background and I'll have it sent.

By the way -- happy birthday!

Don't drink too much!

 

[Jdvn1]

So, um, what's happening here?

 

[deadestdai]

No idea. If this stays dead for another few days starting Monday, then I'm thinking Willowhaunt can't GM afterall duw to rl stuff.

 

[Jdvn1]

Well, Willowhaunt was last seen yesterday. Maybe we could get some info one way or another?