Fowai's player: Well, I currently have no plans for then, so I'm in for the Fantasy party...seeing as how I don't have any TMP chars I actually play...I mean...I have one or two...but they're quite dull and I haven't really worked out a personality for them. As for the poetry contest, I have a poem or two which Fowai has performed in the CRT during the whole 'everyone's a bard, why not Fowai' phase. I guess I could dig them up...people may remember them...then again, people may not. In either case, Fowai's always up for a good party. Aren't you Fowai?
Fowai: You have to ask?
Fowai's player: Well, I only ask for the sake of demonstrating that you're always ready to party.
Fowai: And here I thought that was a given...
Fowai's player: Well, I suppose it is, but there are some people who haven't actually met you before, and therefore, don't know what you're like.
Fowai: And, if you recall from when you dreamt me up, if they don't know me, they don't matter...or was it, if I don't know them...in either case, you see my point.
Fowai's player: Well...I suppose you're right...but you don't have to be so arrogant about it.
Fowai: And yet, you're the one who made me this way...remember, Oh Mighty Creator?...
Fowai's player: Alright, alright. I'll have none of that lip from you mister.
Fowai: Oh no! My creator doesn't want me smart mouthing him, even though he's the one who put the whole 'witty come back' bit into my personality.
Fowai's player: Oh yeah?! Well take this!...*concentrates a moment*...
Fowai: Ahh! My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! You've scarred my wonderfully beautiful face!
Fowai's player: That's right, buck-o!...did I just say buck-o?...
Fowai: I believe so...buck-o?...I mean really...who says buck-o?....EEK! You've made me fat! How DARE you!
Fowai's player: Oh I dare. If you remember, mister high-and-mighty, I am the creator, thus I am the one who decides what you look like. If you don't play your cards right, I might just add a big fat pimple smack dab in the middle of your forehead.
Fowai: You wouldn't dare....ALRIGHT! Alright! You'd dare! You'd dare! I'll be a good little creation! I promise!
Fowai's player: That's more like it....isn't it funny how easily I get off topic and take things in an entirely different direction than the one I started out with?...
Fowai: I'd say...
Fowai's player: What was that?
Fowai: I said I love you.
Fowai's player: That's what I thought.