Wizards to sell naming rights to D&D spells -- will YOU buy?

[Thorntangle]

I assume you're tanned, rested and ready?

 

[Horacio]

I assume you're tanned, rested and ready?

Why do you assume that?

 

[Airwolf]

Ah, its nice to have a thought provoking troll again. Welcome back Bugaboo

 

[Savage Wombat]

So what about a "Bugaboo's Instant Troll" spell? What level would that be?

 

[Bugaboo]

So how much would you be willing to pay for a spell with your name?
Sure, I'd take it for free or pay a bare minimum. But to pay a serious sum of cold cash? ... I dunno. $2,000 maybe, although I doubt that would be enough for Wizards to consider.
We could start a collection in ENWorld's name and submit a proposal to Wizards of the Coast. If we drop N and W to lowercase, it almost looks like a fantasy character name: "Enworld's Transformation," for example.

 

[Dragongirl]

Savage Wombat? Bah wombats are not savage just read Ring of Winter.

 

[Dinkeldog]

I doubt I would go over $2500. However, put in a rule that any spell I cast with my name on it can't be saved against and isn't affected by spell resistance, and I'm all over that. Dinkeldog's Fireball!

 

[Zappo]

Maybe WotC could use eBay to auction the names. I just hope noone comes up with "l33t d00d's Floating Disk" or something.

 

[Wicht]

Welcome back Bugaboo. It's been too long.

I couldn't pay over $1000 myself. My players just don't pay me enough.

 

[Dinkeldog]

Wicht, ditch them and get a new batch. Then talk them into writing a story hour and demand part of the royalties.

You'll have that 2k in no time.