"Which flavor of evil will your child go to sleep with tonight? Angry fire, Too-cool-for-school frost, Hooked-to-devices lightning, Talking-back venom, or Pre-teen acidity? Why choose when you can have your authentic EVIL Tiamat plushie as a psychic totem for their worst human impulses? Move over teddy bear and dragon stuffie. It's Tiamat. Because you don't hide your avarice, so why should your child?"