You know, the Wine Horror could actually be playable. After all, if you can have an alchemical golem or a water elemental, a critter made of wine isn't so far fetched. It could shoot corks at you, have an inebriating slam attack, and if it grapples you, you're screwed.
Anyway...
Bonk Naga - a snake-man that hits you over the head.
Catoblerone (breaks the rules) - A chunky, triangular creature that inflicts death by chocolate.
Dire Shake - creamy companion to the Dire Burger.
Fir Weird - a very strange tree.
Either Scarab - beetles that always come in pairs. Opponents have a hard time deciding which one to attack.
Belldrake - a real ding-a-ling of a dragon.
Galeb Duh - dumb as a rock.
Brash Golem - an aggressive and overconfident construct.
Germlaine - tiny, disease-carrying fey.
Noonbeast - an eldritch horror active only during the midday hours.
Dorkoth - "The top half of a dorkoth resembles a deep-sea fanboy, with bulging eyes, protruding teeth, and a propeller-like fin atop its head..."
Netherslight Mastiff - a dog that tells you your butt's too big.
Psurlyon - a worm with a bad attitude.
Scone Spike - a deceptively sharp-pointed bakery elemental.
Wig Blight - small plant creatures that subsist soley on a diet of toupees.
Yuk Folk - Humanoid cattle that laugh at their own jokes.
Beerhound - A cross between a bar and a wolf, this unusual creature possesses several unique abilities, including the following:
Improved Grub (Ex): To use this ability, a beerhound must hit with a claw attack. It can then attempt to consume twice the normal amount of salty snacks as a free action.
Tip (Ex): A beerhound that hits with a bite attack can attempt to give money to its opponent as a free action.
Wild Turkey (Ex): A beerhound can improve the attitude of a drinker by spiking his beverage.
Cardaver Collecter - a construct made entirely of Magic: the Gathering imitators that failed.
Tinder Swarm - a cloud of small, flying bits of flammable stuff. The natural prey of fire elementals.
Minotar - a Tar Baby with horns and an attitude.
Harnbinger - someone who plays way too much of a certain RPG.
Dragonrye - the bread of champions.
Archfriends - your feet will love them.
Grants of Legend - amazing feats of funding.
Fab-errations - the worst fashion mistakes ever.
Anglefire - now your minis can shoot around corners.
Deathkneel - Look out! The prayer cushions are poisoned!
Underbark - skivvies for treants.
