StupidSmurf
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hagor said:
Nice, especially the True Peeing!!!!!!!
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Nice, especially the True Peeing!!!!!!!
Warrior Poet
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genshou said:
Excellent!Limited fish - when you grow up in the desert southwest, that's a given. I didn't get Fish until I went to college by the coast!
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hagor
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GREAT STUFF!
I just love this thread! But you better don't read it at work...
some more:
rolepraying: a) roleplaying with a killer DM <insert name here>; b) religious activity in which you pretend to be someone else
rolepaying: what everybody will be doing a lot more when there is no more open gaming content
roleslaying: hack & slash roleplaying
moleplaying: somewhat obscure roleplaying game, especially the LARP-version
Hagor
I just love this thread! But you better don't read it at work...
some more:
rolepraying: a) roleplaying with a killer DM <insert name here>; b) religious activity in which you pretend to be someone else
rolepaying: what everybody will be doing a lot more when there is no more open gaming content
roleslaying: hack & slash roleplaying
moleplaying: somewhat obscure roleplaying game, especially the LARP-version
Hagor
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Cool! Nice to see more folks joining the thread!
A few more:
Gwarpriest - ecclesiastical officiant at loud rock concerts featuring wild costumes, spurting fluids, and giant penguins that shoot blood from their eyes.
Books of Speed - cramming for finals.
Nice Devil - always the fiend, never the boyfiend.
Horsed Devil - fiend with ride-by-attack and spirited charge feats.
Demure - very coy fiendish larval soul.
Beaded Devil - wears homemade jewelry.
Bojak - bald abyssal monster with a deadly gaze and a penchant for lollipops. Who kills ya, baby?
Kryton - chain-covered, affable yet bumbling space-ship-marooned android foil for Lister and Rimmer.
Tasmodeus - spastic arch-devil given to rages and random property destruction in tornado form.
Displater - Van Dyke-bearded arch-devil ruler of a city that's only an iron coating over a wooden frame.
Beelzebug - lord of the flies.
Tativulus - arch-devil has an answer for everything Titivulus says.
Mephistapholes - arch-devil lord of infectious bacteria.
Porcus - nightmarish demon lord of the undead and bacon.
Gnell - ominous announcement of anthropomorphic hyaenas.
Fall Cover - total protection from attack granted by a giant pile of red and yellow leaves.
Warrior Poet
A few more:
Gwarpriest - ecclesiastical officiant at loud rock concerts featuring wild costumes, spurting fluids, and giant penguins that shoot blood from their eyes.
Books of Speed - cramming for finals.
Nice Devil - always the fiend, never the boyfiend.
Horsed Devil - fiend with ride-by-attack and spirited charge feats.
Demure - very coy fiendish larval soul.
Beaded Devil - wears homemade jewelry.
Bojak - bald abyssal monster with a deadly gaze and a penchant for lollipops. Who kills ya, baby?
Kryton - chain-covered, affable yet bumbling space-ship-marooned android foil for Lister and Rimmer.
Tasmodeus - spastic arch-devil given to rages and random property destruction in tornado form.
Displater - Van Dyke-bearded arch-devil ruler of a city that's only an iron coating over a wooden frame.
Beelzebug - lord of the flies.
Tativulus - arch-devil has an answer for everything Titivulus says.
Mephistapholes - arch-devil lord of infectious bacteria.
Porcus - nightmarish demon lord of the undead and bacon.
Gnell - ominous announcement of anthropomorphic hyaenas.
Fall Cover - total protection from attack granted by a giant pile of red and yellow leaves.
Warrior Poet
Warrior Poet
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Growning Spirit - incorporeal undead just keeps getting bigger.
Fret Action - allows PCs to worry and still take a full action in a round. Alternately, allows PCs to accent their initiative in a round with a face-melting guitar solo.
Warrior Poet
Fret Action - allows PCs to worry and still take a full action in a round. Alternately, allows PCs to accent their initiative in a round with a face-melting guitar solo.
Warrior Poet
Thunderfoot
Hero
Dungeons & Flagons - Roleplaying under the infulence...
Speak Attack - Alternate phrasing of the word "Spell"
Line of Wight - The last thing most adventurers see in a crypt
Attack of Continuity - What most DMs rarely have, but often seek in their gaming sessions
GenCom - Acronym (Generation Communications) - The rift created when gamers of different eras of gaming try to converse (ie 1st ed to 2nd ed - 1st ed to 3rd ed, etc)
Gollyhedral Dice - Gaming accessory used by Gomer Pyle USMC (GOOOO-lllly)
Scitter Damage - An damage resulting from the attack of an insectoid or arachnoid being
Bark - PC class - A nature loving musician or musical druid (qv hippie)
Figter - an armored being who assaults people with brown fleshy Mediterranian fruit
Clerik - A Norse priest
Paladun (sic) - What you call a Paladin that crosses sword with a powerful demon
Dragin' - A winged reptilian creature after a a loss to a group of adventurers
Skeletin - a bony undead creature wearing armor
Speak Attack - Alternate phrasing of the word "Spell"
Line of Wight - The last thing most adventurers see in a crypt
Attack of Continuity - What most DMs rarely have, but often seek in their gaming sessions
GenCom - Acronym (Generation Communications) - The rift created when gamers of different eras of gaming try to converse (ie 1st ed to 2nd ed - 1st ed to 3rd ed, etc)
Gollyhedral Dice - Gaming accessory used by Gomer Pyle USMC (GOOOO-lllly)
Scitter Damage - An damage resulting from the attack of an insectoid or arachnoid being
Bark - PC class - A nature loving musician or musical druid (qv hippie)
Figter - an armored being who assaults people with brown fleshy Mediterranian fruit
Clerik - A Norse priest
Paladun (sic) - What you call a Paladin that crosses sword with a powerful demon
Dragin' - A winged reptilian creature after a a loss to a group of adventurers
Skeletin - a bony undead creature wearing armor
StupidSmurf
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Banchee- A horrifying comination of a ghostly female and a disgusting Korean cabbage dish.
Lust Monster- Has a pair of antennae that dissolve all clothing and armor, making everyone else around the victim leer at them and go "hey, bay-bee!"
Becolder- A large floating spherical monster who freezes you with his icy stares.
Wereboat- During the full moon, the victim shapechanges into a sea-going vessel.
Flush Golem- Created to protect toilets.
Rube Dragon- This neutral dragon is naive and gullible. Always getting swindled out of its hoard.
Will O' Wimp- Just hovers around ineffectually.
Langbow- Ranged weapon used by Clark Kent's boyhood sweetheart.
Treaunt- A huge tree-like creature that assumes the role of a kindly relative.
Pezyton- A hideous stag/vulture thing whose head unhinges and dispenses yummy lozenges.
Gridlock- Blind underground race that's so numerous that they clog up subterranean passages and create massive traffic jams.
Satyre- Sylvan race that drinks wine, chases women, and makes fun of other established intellectual properties.
Annus- An ugly bluish hag that's a real pain in the butt.
Chimpera- Magical creature with three heads: dragon, goat, and chimpanzee.
Lust Monster- Has a pair of antennae that dissolve all clothing and armor, making everyone else around the victim leer at them and go "hey, bay-bee!"
Becolder- A large floating spherical monster who freezes you with his icy stares.
Wereboat- During the full moon, the victim shapechanges into a sea-going vessel.
Flush Golem- Created to protect toilets.
Rube Dragon- This neutral dragon is naive and gullible. Always getting swindled out of its hoard.
Will O' Wimp- Just hovers around ineffectually.
Langbow- Ranged weapon used by Clark Kent's boyhood sweetheart.
Treaunt- A huge tree-like creature that assumes the role of a kindly relative.
Pezyton- A hideous stag/vulture thing whose head unhinges and dispenses yummy lozenges.
Gridlock- Blind underground race that's so numerous that they clog up subterranean passages and create massive traffic jams.
Satyre- Sylvan race that drinks wine, chases women, and makes fun of other established intellectual properties.
Annus- An ugly bluish hag that's a real pain in the butt.
Chimpera- Magical creature with three heads: dragon, goat, and chimpanzee.
Stormrunner
Explorer
Whee! These are fun!
Quilt Blast - creates an explosion of down comforters.
Bigby's Gasping Hand - tries to choke itself: despite having no neck, it still makes appropriate gagging sounds.
Syph - an amorous fey that gives you a nasty disease.
Walter Elemental - an embodiment of the essence of Walter.
Lark Stalker - Hunter of small songbirds.
Fhorget - A big nasty boar that you can't remember.
Formican - A race of ant-centaurs who monopolize the countertop market.
Kaorta - they give your major arteries random spasms.
Helpie - a horse made of seaweed that really, really tries to be useful.
Mallgoth - a horrid abomination of flesh and stone that dresses in black and goes shopping.
Mongrelfork - what crossbreeds use to eat with.
Sellie - were-seals that offer you an incredible bargain for only $9.99
Sporkbat - fungoid flying critter with both tines and a bowl.
Wordwraith - the ghost of an angry librarian.
Wine Horror - "My God! It's a '67 Chateaubriand! And it's alive!"
Sicker Man - However many diseases you've got, he's got more of them.
Book of Exacted Deeds - a record of all the things the DM forced your character to do.
Quilt Blast - creates an explosion of down comforters.
Bigby's Gasping Hand - tries to choke itself: despite having no neck, it still makes appropriate gagging sounds.
Syph - an amorous fey that gives you a nasty disease.
Walter Elemental - an embodiment of the essence of Walter.
Lark Stalker - Hunter of small songbirds.
Fhorget - A big nasty boar that you can't remember.
Formican - A race of ant-centaurs who monopolize the countertop market.
Kaorta - they give your major arteries random spasms.
Helpie - a horse made of seaweed that really, really tries to be useful.
Mallgoth - a horrid abomination of flesh and stone that dresses in black and goes shopping.
Mongrelfork - what crossbreeds use to eat with.
Sellie - were-seals that offer you an incredible bargain for only $9.99
Sporkbat - fungoid flying critter with both tines and a bowl.
Wordwraith - the ghost of an angry librarian.
Wine Horror - "My God! It's a '67 Chateaubriand! And it's alive!"
Sicker Man - However many diseases you've got, he's got more of them.
Book of Exacted Deeds - a record of all the things the DM forced your character to do.
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Great new entries, StupidSmurf and Stormrunner!
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StupidSmurf
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Warrior Poet said:
:::bows to Poet:::
Many thanks, oh creator of many humorous entries as well!!!!!
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