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hagor said:
True peeing: male humanoids do not have to raise the toilet seat anymore

Chain lighting: decoration for the Christmas tree

Dope trick: hey dude, now you see it, now you don’t!

Hair domain: for clerics who are going bald

control wings: is fairly obvious - take control of the wings of a winged creature

Find walk: a prerequisite to work at the Ministry of Silly Walks

clock of chaos: do not try telling the time with one of these!

hagor


Nice, especially the True Peeing!!!!!!!
 

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genshou said:
Hold parson: siezes the nearest vicar by their religious garb and holds them fast. Fun to cast near holy gatherings.

Fish: As limited fish, but with fewer limits

Mime stop: Prevents the target from making Perform (mime) checks (and thank the Lord on high).

Boresight: Lets you know which party guests to avoid.

"Meteor warm": famous last words of too many half-orcs.
:lol: Excellent!

Limited fish - when you grow up in the desert southwest, that's a given. I didn't get Fish until I went to college by the coast! :lol: (must've finally made 17th level)

Warrior Poet
 

GREAT STUFF!
I just love this thread! But you better don't read it at work...

some more:

rolepraying: a) roleplaying with a killer DM <insert name here>; b) religious activity in which you pretend to be someone else

rolepaying: what everybody will be doing a lot more when there is no more open gaming content

roleslaying: hack & slash roleplaying

moleplaying: somewhat obscure roleplaying game, especially the LARP-version

Hagor
 

Cool! Nice to see more folks joining the thread!

A few more:

Gwarpriest - ecclesiastical officiant at loud rock concerts featuring wild costumes, spurting fluids, and giant penguins that shoot blood from their eyes.

Books of Speed - cramming for finals.

Nice Devil - always the fiend, never the boyfiend.

Horsed Devil - fiend with ride-by-attack and spirited charge feats.

Demure - very coy fiendish larval soul.

Beaded Devil - wears homemade jewelry.

Bojak - bald abyssal monster with a deadly gaze and a penchant for lollipops. Who kills ya, baby?

Kryton - chain-covered, affable yet bumbling space-ship-marooned android foil for Lister and Rimmer.

Tasmodeus - spastic arch-devil given to rages and random property destruction in tornado form.

Displater - Van Dyke-bearded arch-devil ruler of a city that's only an iron coating over a wooden frame.

Beelzebug - lord of the flies.

Tativulus - arch-devil has an answer for everything Titivulus says.

Mephistapholes - arch-devil lord of infectious bacteria.

Porcus - nightmarish demon lord of the undead and bacon.

Gnell - ominous announcement of anthropomorphic hyaenas.

Fall Cover - total protection from attack granted by a giant pile of red and yellow leaves.

Warrior Poet
 

Growning Spirit - incorporeal undead just keeps getting bigger.

Fret Action - allows PCs to worry and still take a full action in a round. Alternately, allows PCs to accent their initiative in a round with a face-melting guitar solo.

Warrior Poet
 

Dungeons & Flagons - Roleplaying under the infulence...

Speak Attack - Alternate phrasing of the word "Spell"

Line of Wight - The last thing most adventurers see in a crypt

Attack of Continuity - What most DMs rarely have, but often seek in their gaming sessions

GenCom - Acronym (Generation Communications) - The rift created when gamers of different eras of gaming try to converse (ie 1st ed to 2nd ed - 1st ed to 3rd ed, etc)

Gollyhedral Dice - Gaming accessory used by Gomer Pyle USMC (GOOOO-lllly)

Scitter Damage - An damage resulting from the attack of an insectoid or arachnoid being

Bark - PC class - A nature loving musician or musical druid (qv hippie)

Figter - an armored being who assaults people with brown fleshy Mediterranian fruit

Clerik - A Norse priest

Paladun (sic) - What you call a Paladin that crosses sword with a powerful demon

Dragin' - A winged reptilian creature after a a loss to a group of adventurers

Skeletin - a bony undead creature wearing armor
 

Banchee- A horrifying comination of a ghostly female and a disgusting Korean cabbage dish.

Lust Monster- Has a pair of antennae that dissolve all clothing and armor, making everyone else around the victim leer at them and go "hey, bay-bee!"

Becolder- A large floating spherical monster who freezes you with his icy stares.

Wereboat- During the full moon, the victim shapechanges into a sea-going vessel.

Flush Golem- Created to protect toilets.

Rube Dragon- This neutral dragon is naive and gullible. Always getting swindled out of its hoard.

Will O' Wimp- Just hovers around ineffectually.

Langbow- Ranged weapon used by Clark Kent's boyhood sweetheart.

Treaunt- A huge tree-like creature that assumes the role of a kindly relative.

Pezyton- A hideous stag/vulture thing whose head unhinges and dispenses yummy lozenges.

Gridlock- Blind underground race that's so numerous that they clog up subterranean passages and create massive traffic jams.

Satyre- Sylvan race that drinks wine, chases women, and makes fun of other established intellectual properties.

Annus- An ugly bluish hag that's a real pain in the butt.

Chimpera- Magical creature with three heads: dragon, goat, and chimpanzee.
 

Whee! These are fun!

Quilt Blast - creates an explosion of down comforters.

Bigby's Gasping Hand - tries to choke itself: despite having no neck, it still makes appropriate gagging sounds.

Syph - an amorous fey that gives you a nasty disease.

Walter Elemental - an embodiment of the essence of Walter.

Lark Stalker - Hunter of small songbirds.

Fhorget - A big nasty boar that you can't remember.

Formican - A race of ant-centaurs who monopolize the countertop market.

Kaorta - they give your major arteries random spasms.

Helpie - a horse made of seaweed that really, really tries to be useful.

Mallgoth - a horrid abomination of flesh and stone that dresses in black and goes shopping.

Mongrelfork - what crossbreeds use to eat with.

Sellie - were-seals that offer you an incredible bargain for only $9.99

Sporkbat - fungoid flying critter with both tines and a bowl.

Wordwraith - the ghost of an angry librarian.

Wine Horror - "My God! It's a '67 Chateaubriand! And it's alive!"

Sicker Man - However many diseases you've got, he's got more of them.

Book of Exacted Deeds - a record of all the things the DM forced your character to do.
 



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