Worst character concepts

[Nuclear Platypus]

How about a drow mage (bard?) based off Wile E. Coyote as a result of a cursed Acme spellbook. You could have Magic Missile be a result of the Acme Blast-O-Matic, Acid Arrow = Acme Dissolving Gun, Jump = Acme Rocket Boots, etc.

Just make sure you have plenty healing potions or a souped up Ring of Regeneration. Or even better, the spells work for you but misfire when used on the other drow so a drow receiving Jump ends up crashing into the ceiling / wall.

 

[Romnipotent]

I was holding on to this for a rainy day...

Human Commoner with Wis and Int 3, they dont know why they are there, or how to get out...!

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Why not simply a Frenzied Berserker? Just don´t tell the coward stupid drows until they fall to your Greataxe...

 

[Wraith Form]

A Sith Lord who leads an "alternative lifestyle"---Darth Fabulous.

(* weeps silently with rocking motion, trying to breathe again *) lmao

Sthop, you sthilly sthailor.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

(* weeps silently with rocking motion, trying to breathe again *) lmao

Sthop, you sthilly sthailor.

Heh...I wish I could take credit for this. One of my players wants me to create this character for our upcoming Star Wars d20 campaign. But I had the same reaction you did.

 

[Wraith Form]

Instead of black, is his outfit pink?

Does he sashay care-free along the deck of his star destroyer bridge instead of broodingly stalk?

Oh, that's a rich one!

 

[Lord Judas]

Sad but True:

A guy in the group I play in had some sort of Dino-Man (I forget the actual race) who couldn't speak, but communicated through smells. It went like this:

<big farting sound>Wizard: "hmm...Almonds...you want us to go left?"

<smaller 'jailbreak'-type fart>Wizard: "hmm...Lilac...sorry, you meant right"

This game actually died *during the first session as people began to simply talk about other games and whatnot, although it was a combo of bad plot with bad character concepts, not just the now-legendary Dino-Man.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Instead of black, is his outfit pink?

Does he sashay care-free along the deck of his star destroyer bridge instead of broodingly stalk?

Oh, that's a rich one!

Heh...I never gave it much thought, though my the player who suggested it says his lightsaber should have a blade that flashed all the colors of the rainbow.....or a soft, pastel pink.

And let me offer the following disclaimer: This character concept is in no way meant to offend anyone.

 

[Lord Judas]

Oh, I almost forgot: The Castrato Bard. You deliver all your lines in an annoying, high pitched Falsetto. You could prolly even get some sort of mechanic from the Book of Vile Darkness under "Willing Deformity".

 

[doghead]

Sad but True:

A guy in the group I play in had some sort of Dino-Man (I forget the actual race) who couldn't speak, but communicated through smells. It went like this:

<big farting sound>Wizard: "hmm...Almonds...you want us to go left?"

<smaller 'jailbreak'-type fart>Wizard: "hmm...Lilac...sorry, you meant right"

This one had me doubled up with laughter. Then I made the mistake of wondering what happened when the dino got excited about something.

<series of explosions>Wizard: "Balsamic vinager, cut grass and ... what the hell is that supposed to be? Smells like my hat after a particularly nasty dungeon crawl. For god sake stick to the five agreed smells."

My stomach still hurts.