Worst character concepts

[Captain Tagon]

IMO: this is really the worst character concept in the entire thread!

Isn't that the whole point though?

 

[Turanil]

Isn't that the whole point though?

Indeed it is. My comment was akin to a "Congratulation! It's the best worst character concept." (especially if the halfling is wearing a two handed katana originally designed for a human.)

And don't forget: a halfling barbarian with a katana and a trenchcoat... and an attitude!!

 

[Captain Tagon]

Indeed it is. My comment was akin to a "Congratulation! It's the best worst character concept." (especially if the halfling is wearing a two handed katana originally designed for a human.)

And don't forget: a halfling barbarian with a katana and a trenchcoat... and an attitude!!

Now he just needs to invent sunglasses and get a cool slouch hat and he can do anything.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

With Monkey Grip you can use that man-sized katana one-handed.

 

[Lonely Tylenol]

How about an extravagantly foppish and glamorous Thrallherd? Never lifts a finger himself, but lets all his "adoring fans" do it for him. Won't even walk anywhere, but has a sedan chair preceded by minstrels and dancing girls scattering rose petals. Prefers to send his 1st-level followers into battle rather than doing anything himself. Of course, being a thrallherd the dead ones are replaced rather quickly from the local population. Perhaps the local authorities might start to wonder where all their citizens are disappearing to...and those minstrels do make a lot of noise. Day and night.

Best to make him as whiny and petulant as possible. Any time he says anything at all, a crowd of adoring yes-men should appear out of nowhere and congratulate him on being so wise and witty. Oscar Wilde on acid.

 

[coyote6]

Or make him insane, convinced by turns that he is Abraham Lincoln

I say play Abraham Lincoln.

As a fighter/sorcerer/eldritch knight. Or a barbarian/ninja.

 

[Romnipotent]

Oky well you could always create the biggest baddest barbarien known to humanoidkind, and then take as many levels of frenzied berzerker as possible and load up the extended rage feat. oh no im out of things to hit and still have 14 rounds of rage hey lookit those 2 drow brothers bet i could hit them for a bit! but thats if you want straight up vengance! whats wrong with power attacking a teammate with an axe 3 times bigger than them and throwing everything you can afford to into it those 50 damage hits can sting.

Why does no one ever use the Berserking Sword, as long as theres something within 30ft of the barbarian and has the sword drawn, its perma-frage

 

[Romnipotent]

want a real crazy PC, play a bard, baleful polymorphed into a Spider Monkey, get your bluff right up there, and see the hilarity ensue

 

[Tiew]

Thanks to this thread one of my players is going to be a pixie hard boiled detective in our next game...

Tiew

 

[demiurge1138]

How about a zaratan. You know, the turtle islands. They are semi-intelligent, after all. This particular zaratan had a monastery built on its back many, many years ago, and is skilled in the sorcerous arts, so he can fly over land. His familiar is the entire monastery, which has been turned into a hive-mnd by his overwhelming power.

Sadly, I have had a player actually want to do this.

Demiurge out.