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Worst Character Name
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Amrynn Moonshadow
First Post
Forrester . . . . (j/k)
(6th grade class all goes "ooohhhhhhh")
Billt F. Toff (built ford tough)
Smelly Hands
Monkey Bits
George Burns
Egam the Mage
Knom the Monk (same group)
of course none of these names were mine, i have my own list of bad names.
Bloomdar Steelefist (steriotypical dwarf)
Nicholas Brookbather
AAAUHHHHGGGNNN! (ogre barbarian with really nasal voice)
Calist Aflockheart
oh the bad bad memories . . .
(6th grade class all goes "ooohhhhhhh")
Billt F. Toff (built ford tough)
Smelly Hands
Monkey Bits
George Burns
Egam the Mage
Knom the Monk (same group)
of course none of these names were mine, i have my own list of bad names.
Bloomdar Steelefist (steriotypical dwarf)
Nicholas Brookbather
AAAUHHHHGGGNNN! (ogre barbarian with really nasal voice)
Calist Aflockheart
oh the bad bad memories . . .
Hypersmurf
Moderatarrrrh...
I did hear of a character named Aldus Pagemaker, which I thought was hilarious 
-Hyp.
-Hyp.
Hypersmurf said:I did hear of a character named Aldus Pagemaker, which I thought was hilarious
Speaking of which, I was toying at one stage with making up a party using the font names on my PC.
Tempus the fighter
Garamond the paladin
Arial the cleric
Verdana the mage
Dingbats the halfling thief
etc.
Breakstone
First Post
I remember reading of a character with the worst. name. evar.
You ready for this:
Here it comes:
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Smett.
Smett.
What the heck kind of name is that???
You ready for this:
Here it comes:
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Smett.
Smett.
What the heck kind of name is that???
We had a guy playing a druid who couldn't think of any names, so we had to just call him "Al" (his player's real name) for a few sessions. The player eventually decided to go with "Kurt" (with an umlat over the "u", not sure how to type that), which is the Turkish word for "wolf".
Hypersmurf
Moderatarrrrh...
I like that
Sounded like it'd work out quite well -Hyp.
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Rubeus Hagrid
Guest
Current Campaign:
Rouge Emerelda, the green haired, red eyed half elf played by my fifteen-year old son. Note, he won't let his brother have blue hair in his game.
Hans Oslo, The Skeletron (Long story, my game is about the struggle against the Dreadlord and his Mechanology, a plot that's been running since 1984 through several parties). My 11-year-old son who can't have blue hair in Rouge's game.
Venetia, the Azure Elf sorceress from my campaign's parallel sister-world, played by my wife (the only player who has been involved since 84.).
Amon Stormblade. This makes the ninth time this player has had an Amon Stormblade in the ten years we've played together.
Rouge's current game: The 11-year-old is named Zaidane.
My Starburst Universe superhero game, also running since 1984 with my wife as the sole remaining original player had a character named Lita Ford.
Amon's player also had a Morrigan Aensland in there. I hate Anime, he knows it, and keeps slipping it by me all the same.
My games have a lot of fun, and a lot of humor and a very light, non-dark, non-gritty tone. But these ones even get me.
Rouge Emerelda, the green haired, red eyed half elf played by my fifteen-year old son. Note, he won't let his brother have blue hair in his game.
Hans Oslo, The Skeletron (Long story, my game is about the struggle against the Dreadlord and his Mechanology, a plot that's been running since 1984 through several parties). My 11-year-old son who can't have blue hair in Rouge's game.
Venetia, the Azure Elf sorceress from my campaign's parallel sister-world, played by my wife (the only player who has been involved since 84.).
Amon Stormblade. This makes the ninth time this player has had an Amon Stormblade in the ten years we've played together.
Rouge's current game: The 11-year-old is named Zaidane.
My Starburst Universe superhero game, also running since 1984 with my wife as the sole remaining original player had a character named Lita Ford.
Amon's player also had a Morrigan Aensland in there. I hate Anime, he knows it, and keeps slipping it by me all the same.
My games have a lot of fun, and a lot of humor and a very light, non-dark, non-gritty tone. But these ones even get me.
reapersaurus
Explorer
Elric.
Nice and imaginative. I think he could only manage a first name out of that burst of creativity.
2nd worst: Koran.
I really don't know if he knew that was already taken by something VERY famous.
Nice and imaginative. I think he could only manage a first name out of that burst of creativity.
2nd worst: Koran.
I really don't know if he knew that was already taken by something VERY famous.
