Worst Character Name

[Mungeon Daster]

My players once named a boat 'The Monkeys Scrotum'.

They thought it was funny -- I didn't.

 

[Akhkharu]

Igg Knorant, a dwarven fighter. Alas he will be missed.

 

[Tiberius]

I played a Shadowrun game in high school where one of the players, being in a trig class, opted to name his troll Sohcahtoa. I always preferred the mnemonic device involving Oscar, anyway.

-Tiberius

 

[Rel]

Fonkin Hoddypeak.

Indeed this is a classic, PC. Some friends and myself have been playing Icewind Dale on a LAN occasionally and I named my gnomish cleric Fonkin Hoddypeaks. The quote I now hear constantly is, "Get your Fonkin ass over here! I need healing!"

 

[Kerse]

One bad PC name we had was:
Pitonius - monk (named after a Piton)

A couple of bad NPC's names I came up with:
Granola - a spy from a nearby kingdom
Gronny - a henchman

But worst was this one game I was playing in, I know that DM's that do a lot of improvisation don't always have a lot of names ready, so upon meeting characters, I always say, "What's your name????" and this one Satyr we were conversing with responded with (after a consternating pause from DM) --

"FEGAL" which is hella close to "FECAL" man I was rolling for hours

 

[Kesho]

Back in the days before 2e (early 80s) I had a fighter who lived to about 4th level.... for about 18 months I ran Amok....

Kesho

 

[Reprisal]

Gnome Chomsky

LOL!

 

[Xilo]

So far the worest ever was Shazam... luckly the DM vetoed. I mean really.... Shazam??