D&D General Worst D&D advice

[James Gasik]

Invest in 4th edition it's the most popular system.

Hey that's good advice!

 

[Joshy]

Hey that's good advice!

lol

 

[Lidgar]

Always order the pizza without asking what the others want on it. They want pineapple.

With anchovies and jalapeños. Wait, that actually sounds pretty good…

 

[Stormonu]

You are not allowed to run your homebrew campaign until you have completed the planetary map, at least three city maps, three custom races, a custom pantheon of at least 9 gods and a fully developed home base/village. The accompanying document must be no less than 350 pages.

And it must have a gate to Faerun.

 

[Alby87]

With anchovies and jalapeños. Wait, that actually sounds pretty good…

Remove the pineapple, and that pizza is just golden. Trust me, I'm Italian™

 

[Bedrockgames]

The goal, quite simply, is to kill as many player characters as possible

 

[James Gasik]

You are not allowed to run your homebrew campaign until you have completed the planetary map, at least three city maps, three custom races, a custom pantheon of at least 9 gods and a fully developed home base/village. The accompanying document must be no less than 350 pages.

And it must have a gate to Faerun.

You sound like my AD&D DM who used the Traveller rules to create his campaign...

 

[Lanefan]

Slap the dragon.

Is that what they call it these days?

 

[EzekielRaiden]

Is that what they call it these days?

Well it'll certainly make dragonborn a much more interesting ancestry!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Slap the dragon.

Is that what they call it these days?

“Who’s got a dirty hoard!? Is it you? Do YOU have a dirty hoard?”