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Worst DM Quotes at Gencon

A few years back, i was slotted to play the Star Trek TNG RPG. The DM didn't show, and didn't show and finally he showed up: "I'm sorry. I'm going to have to cancel the game. I forgot the rules."

Niiiiiice.
 

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One DM railroaded us into entering the lair of a great wyrm gold dragon, in order to ask him for help. Carved over the entrance were the words: "In order to leave, you must know What is his name."

That's not a typo; the DM was quite explicit about the word order. This powerful and ancient dragon was actually named "What." :rolleyes:
 

Not Gencon, just the local Dundracon and what I think was or is now called Baycon. These are both from 96 or 97.

Female GM and her also female best friend are running us all through what I think was supposed to be Cyberpunk, but we were somehow in a fantasy world meeting cthulu like tentacle beasties... The two of them used the session to make all kinds of oddball sexual remarks along the lines of that scene in American Pie where the girl goes "And one time, in band camp, I..."

Gamer women know about as much about picking up men as gamer men do about picking up women... All if did was freak most of us out...

At another event, a demo of the Immortal RPG, again a female GM. She ran around the halls for the first ten minutes grabbing all the people she could find for her game. But she had about 20 of in there... too many to deal with. So we found ourselves stuck in mini groups and we'd get ignored for 30 minutes or more as she went off with this or that group, or grabbed this or that guy for some alone time in the hallways. I think I left midway through to go shopping. Another guy did that before me, and came back a half hour later to find she'd never noticed his absence.

I've only ever tried one other game at a con, and it was a Cyberpunk game where we just walked around a downtown area shooting undead things to try and break up some kind of ritual happening underneath one of the buildings. It wasn't bad, but it showed me the problems of the limited time format. I gathered I had a good GM from what I saw, but he had too much of a plot for the short time allowed.

So I don't really do cons anymore. The games aren't generally worth it, and the shops all charge retail, when I can get 10% off at the local store and even more online... So why bother?

When I go to industry cons I get hundreds of dollars in free software, full on corporate demos, private hospitality suites, and hot nekkid people dancing around in body paint ( ;) ), gaming cons just don't deliver...
 
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Olgar Shiverstone said:
Every time, just when I think I might actually do something with my RPGA membership (I've been eyeing the Green Regent Campaign for about a week, considering trying that when it starts up around here), one of these threads pops up to make me think I'm better off sticking to my home game ... ;)

Don't let this thread stop you. Find a DM you know you like and have him or her run it as a home game. RPGA games aren't just for conventions.
 

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Don't let this thread stop you. Find a DM you know you like and have him or her run it as a home game. RPGA games aren't just for conventions.

That's the problem ... I'm the DM, and while I'd be willing to run a RPGA home game, I'd kind of like to get some time on the other side of the screen, too.

And how about this bad DM quote:

No one's taken anything I've said as a bad GM quote.

- Dinkeldog

:p
 
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If you change your definition of "bad" for an instant :

"The mind flayer looks at you with a look of concentration in its milky white eyes and then all you feel is intense PAIN as you fall to the ground IN PAIN !!!! BWAHAHAHAHA !!! Oh, and while you're down, he takes the opportunity to steal your candy and kick your puppy. HAHAHA !!!"

(I would have paid good money to see that. :D)
 
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Re: Were there any GOOD DMs?

Goddess FallenAngel said:
Does anyone have any good Gen Con quotes to share? I missed Gen Con this year, but am moving to Indy sometime next spring so I will definately be there next year... and at this point, I am not sure if I want to join any games!

Good GMs at Gen Con? thread: http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59150
So we're not tying up this one....

Hey, As far as I know my players had no problem with my game. So feel free to play in the RPGA games that I Run.
 

I'm sure the examples cited here are the exceptions rather than the norm. Bear in mind that there are usually more games scheduled than talented judges to run them. I ought to know, as Kriskrafts and I were the RPGA Coordinators for several years for two different New England gaming conventions. We always did our best to recruit the best GM's that we could find (like PirateCat). However, you sometimes have to take some unknown ones. The key is to check the scoring packages, and not invite the bad ones back.
 
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