Moe Ronalds
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This thread is actually very informative to those of us who need to work on some of the attributes these "worst players ever" have... I'm gonna go clean my army shirt now. 
worst GenCon gamer
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BiggusGeekus
That's Latin for "cool"
Moe Ronalds said:
And I'm going to tell Hack he has to move out of the Toyota. Geeze, I had no idea we were skeeving people out.
Wikidogre
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EOL said:
Holy Mother F*ER! You ran into that guy too!
I ran into this poor excuse for a Human Beingat last years Origins here in Columbus. and even then he was rapping about, those same lies!! cool! I ended his lieing streak, when i caught him lieing about the Navy Seal flop, why you ask, My cousin is a Seal, so i asked what the training consists of, and where. boy was he way off!
That and i scared him by showing off my many Hockey scares, like the scare that toke 48 stitches to close my bottom lip up after taking a 85 mile an hour slap shot, right of my teeth.
later.
Wikidogre
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O.K.
Toledo, Oh, 1996
Worst Con gamer ever!
Wearing a T-Shirt that said he loved Apple Pc's, greasy hair, shorts on with black socks, and flip flops. smelled of malt and fish sticks. and played a Female Paladin, and continuously made sexual advances toward the male Pc's......in which he fluently described her every curve. Man i thought i was going to be ill, and finally after an hour of playing, and many time of the Dm telling him to stop annoying the actual Female Player at the table, I did the noble thing and broke one rule i held high, and became a Pc killer,,,, while his Paladin was trying to fight an Ogre in a ruined church, my thief pulled out of his bag of holding the only item he thought he would never use (a Pony Keg of Smoke Powder), lit it and rolled it right under the Paladins feet and killed him and the Ogre. boy was he Pee'd off.
.....my dad did not talk to me for 2 weeks after that! (Kidding), but the story is true!
Toledo, Oh, 1996
Worst Con gamer ever!
Wearing a T-Shirt that said he loved Apple Pc's, greasy hair, shorts on with black socks, and flip flops. smelled of malt and fish sticks. and played a Female Paladin, and continuously made sexual advances toward the male Pc's......in which he fluently described her every curve. Man i thought i was going to be ill, and finally after an hour of playing, and many time of the Dm telling him to stop annoying the actual Female Player at the table, I did the noble thing and broke one rule i held high, and became a Pc killer,,,, while his Paladin was trying to fight an Ogre in a ruined church, my thief pulled out of his bag of holding the only item he thought he would never use (a Pony Keg of Smoke Powder), lit it and rolled it right under the Paladins feet and killed him and the Ogre. boy was he Pee'd off.
.....my dad did not talk to me for 2 weeks after that! (Kidding), but the story is true!
The worst con gamer that I ever encountered happened at a small con in NJ. The guy had nothing to do with the event, but this grotesquely overweight individual ran out of his men's room stall with his pants and underwear around his ankles screaming "run for your lives, she's gonna blow" as he feverishly flushed the overstuffed toilet numerous times. It was the most horrific sight I've ever seen at a con.
A close second happened to one of my friends at a local con. He and the other GM had just spend hours setting up a miniatures table when a guy bursts into the room and jumps on the other's GM's back screaming, "lock me up, take me away". Security guards quickly hustled the individual away, but it was pretty scary for a few minutes.
Now, if you want to talk about bad GM's....
A close second happened to one of my friends at a local con. He and the other GM had just spend hours setting up a miniatures table when a guy bursts into the room and jumps on the other's GM's back screaming, "lock me up, take me away". Security guards quickly hustled the individual away, but it was pretty scary for a few minutes.
Now, if you want to talk about bad GM's....
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EOL
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Unbelievable, the same guy still making the circuits annoying hard, working honest gamers.Wikidogre said:
Holy Mother F*ER! You ran into that guy too!
I ran into this poor excuse for a Human Beingat last years Origins here in Columbus. and even then he was rapping about, those same lies!! cool! I ended his lieing streak, when i caught him lieing about the Navy Seal flop, why you ask, My cousin is a Seal, so i asked what the training consists of, and where. boy was he way off!
That and i scared him by showing off my many Hockey scares, like the scare that toke 48 stitches to close my bottom lip up after taking a 85 mile an hour slap shot, right of my teeth.
later.
I met him in a Champs session he was playing Akani (sp?) from Ranma, his own character which he insisted on using. What game were you cursed to participate in?
Wikidogre
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EOL said:Unbelievable, the same guy still making the circuits annoying hard, working honest gamers.
Funny, it was a fairwell AD&D 2nd ed adventure, where we, got to pick one of our favorite high level pc's. He played the typical raistlin, gandolf, merlin knockoff wizard......you know No imagination of your own type characters. He tried to go out in a blaze of glory but failed horribly, he tried getting in close to use a fingure(whatever!) of death spell on a gnoll king, only to find that it was a polymorphed balar demon prince...he he he, he got jacked, and we looted his body!
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