Worst job you ever had

I worked at Burger King with a crackhead for a while. Her job was to feed meat patties in on one chain of the broiler and feed the buns in on the other chain and then put them together when they came out the other side of the broiler all cooked. She couldn't do it.

She lived right next door to work, so on her breaks she'd go home, smoke a joint, smoke a rock, chug a beer and do a line. :eek:
 

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Worst job ever in the killing of the soul type: Working at a local department store on the sales floor. Nothing like having to smile and be friendly to every too-trashy-to-be-arrested-on-COPS reject and their inbred brats running around screaming and knocking over crap. Lasted 4 weeks.

Worst job ever from just damn.tough.work type: Tarring roofs on campus from 7a to 4p from the middle of June to the middle of August one summer. When anyone at my nursing job in the hospital complains about working hard now, I just laugh. :)
 

alsih2o said:
we also got called by the police several times to wrangle some critters here and there.
Ever get to wrangle a Tarrasque? :D

I almost forgot about the summer I spent as a technical service rep for an ISP. PHONES RINGING CONSTANTLY. Some of the dumbest questions you've ever heard, and not even funny-dumb like those joke emails we've all gotten. I told them when they hired me that I didn't know a lot about nuts and bolts, just how to play around with programs. Manager told me, "Oh, you really don't need to know that much." Week goes by, I find out everyone there has a networking degree and uses it all the time. Didn't help much that the ISP sucked ass and their network experienced a major downtime at least once a week, so we had a lot of justifiably PO'd customers. Still, empathy didn't get you far when you've got the webmaster of ColossalSexToys.com (Don't try looking, I made it up. Oh yeah, did I mention 90% of our customers were porn sites?) screaming at you about how his e-commerce site was down for 5 minutes.

In a prescient bit of pre-Office Space rebellion, I just stopped showing up one day.
 

Best, Worst, and Only: Student worker at the university tutoring fellow undergrads in math: algebra, trig, statistics, and calculus. We have a room set up, and about four tutors are working at any given time. The students that need help can just walk in; no scheduling, no fees, very informal.

Pay is decent. When it's slow, me and the other workers just goof off (translating the phrase "Please raise your hand if you have a question" into a dozen different languages, including Chinese and binary ASCII :)). And it's fun helping others, showing them "how stuff works;" all in all, a very fulfilling job that I know will help me in the future, since I plan on becoming a professor.

Then there are the idiots.... People who have no idea what they're doing, who shouldn't be near a math book, and just can't get things done. I understand that math (like any subject) isn't for everyone, and I know that there are people who take those courses because it's required for them to do so. But some people amaze me...

Had one woman who was looking at her book and said "Where's problem 23? It's usually right between 22 and 24, isn't it? I don't see it here." "Ma'am," I replied, "you're looking at the answers in the back of the book." And she had just turned there to look at an answer. And forgot she was in the back of the book.

This same person shut her calculator off after every single problem. For the next problem, she would pick up her calculator, push a few buttons, ask why it wasn't working, and I would point out that it was turned off. She works the problem, shuts off the calculator and repeats the process. Every time, I had to tell her to turn the thing back on.

People who think they know everything in math, but they can't do any of it. Had someone taking a trig class who needed help with solving some equations. With something like 5x+3=2x (literally a problem of that little magnitude) he couldn't grasp the concept that he needed to subtract 2x from each side as the first step. One of the basic solving tools of algebra, a course required for advancement into trig, and it took ten minutes to explain to him how to solve an equation.

One old guy, in his late 50's, was trying to hit on another tutor, and she wasn't even 20 yet. Then there are those who ask you "Will you just do my homework for me?" People who stop you in the halls or cafeterias asking for help because they recognize you as a tutor, and they don't care that you're off the clock or that the tutoring lab is open with others ready to help; they want you to help them because you're right there.

Despite all that, I love my job. Love it enough to work triple my regular hours during finals week (starting tomorrow), the busiest week of the semester.
 

orbitalfreak said:
Best, Worst, and Only: Student worker at the university tutoring fellow undergrads in math: algebra, trig, statistics, and calculus. We have a room set up, and about four tutors are working at any given time. The students that need help can just walk in; no scheduling, no fees, very informal.

Pay is decent. When it's slow, me and the other workers just goof off (translating the phrase "Please raise your hand if you have a question" into a dozen different languages, including Chinese and binary ASCII :)). And it's fun helping others, showing them "how stuff works;" all in all, a very fulfilling job that I know will help me in the future, since I plan on becoming a professor.

Then there are the idiots.... People who have no idea what they're doing, who shouldn't be near a math book, and just can't get things done. I understand that math (like any subject) isn't for everyone, and I know that there are people who take those courses because it's required for them to do so. But some people amaze me...

Had one woman who was looking at her book and said "Where's problem 23? It's usually right between 22 and 24, isn't it? I don't see it here." "Ma'am," I replied, "you're looking at the answers in the back of the book." And she had just turned there to look at an answer. And forgot she was in the back of the book.

This same person shut her calculator off after every single problem. For the next problem, she would pick up her calculator, push a few buttons, ask why it wasn't working, and I would point out that it was turned off. She works the problem, shuts off the calculator and repeats the process. Every time, I had to tell her to turn the thing back on.

People who think they know everything in math, but they can't do any of it. Had someone taking a trig class who needed help with solving some equations. With something like 5x+3=2x (literally a problem of that little magnitude) he couldn't grasp the concept that he needed to subtract 2x from each side as the first step. One of the basic solving tools of algebra, a course required for advancement into trig, and it took ten minutes to explain to him how to solve an equation.

One old guy, in his late 50's, was trying to hit on another tutor, and she wasn't even 20 yet. Then there are those who ask you "Will you just do my homework for me?" People who stop you in the halls or cafeterias asking for help because they recognize you as a tutor, and they don't care that you're off the clock or that the tutoring lab is open with others ready to help; they want you to help them because you're right there.

Despite all that, I love my job. Love it enough to work triple my regular hours during finals week (starting tomorrow), the busiest week of the semester.

I'm hoping to get a job similar to this doing english tutoring on campus. Should be fairly easy, since this is a Tech school, so all english classes are fairly easy, and I have a 800 SAT verbal score and a 5 on the AP English test. I just hope they end up having an opening.

As for my worst job, I would have to say my worst (and only) job was working at a small but fast growing fast food resteraunt. Since this place was one of the most popular in town, they had no qulams with firing me just because I asked to not scheduled during the AP European History test. Given the choice between earning minmum wage for a few hours and getting AP credit that got me out of 6 credit hours, I had to choose the test (Which I did great on, getting a 5).
 

Macbeth said:
Since this place was one of the most popular in town, they had no qulams with firing me just because I asked to not scheduled during the AP European History test.

What is it with some employers? They act like for less money per month than it takes to pay a reasonable rent, they own you.
 
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orbitalfreak said:
Then there are those who ask you "Will you just do my homework for me?" People who stop you in the halls or cafeterias asking for help because they recognize you as a tutor, and they don't care that you're off the clock or that the tutoring lab is open with others ready to help; they want you to help them because you're right there.
Yeah, it's people like this that burned me out of tutoring math... I tutored for ten years, most of it on my own time and for free, but I just got too many of these types in a row.

The girl who wanted me to do her homework for her, while she read a magazine. Did she think I'd come to her high school and take her test for her, as well??? She was definitely the last straw. After her, I've been very reluctant to get near a student who isn't taking math because they want to learn. It's also why I know I'll never be a math teacher: I can't handle the thought of dealing with hundreds of people who are in the classes only because they're being forced to take them.

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Hmm... Worst job for me was the time I worked for a subsidary of a big East Coast manufacturing company. I spent three years working for them. I can tell you, someone who is a native-born Californian should not be working for an in-your-face New England-type manager!

Three years, I worked grave shift. Three years, I dragged myself out of bed, decided whether or not to get a shower (shaves were a "once every two weeks" decision), eat "breakfast," drive to work over a backcountry road laughingly called a Highway (one lane each direction--with the only alternate route through an even more messed up route), work eight hours, go home, and try to sleep.

Try to sleep, I say, because of the neighbors. Do you know what fun it is to have an open field replaced by fifteen houses? The sound of quails replaced by the sound of: drums, go-carts, skateboard ramps, defective car motors (does it have to be revved up ten times before driving, and does it have to be started thirty minutes before leaving???), and loud arguments. Heck, I'd even take the smell of skunk over having those neighbors!!!

So I'd get up at night, with only at most three hours of sleep (none of it REM sleep, so I'm totally exhausted), drive to work over the worst road for a major commuter route, work throughout the night without anything allowed to relieve the boredom (people can go off for a half-hour to visit or take several fifteen-minute coffee or smoking breaks, leaving their stations unmanned, but heaven forbid that I read a book two paragraphs at a time, while staying at my station and actually getting work done!!!).

Meanwhile, the "golden child," who manages to somehow get work done at twice the rate of anyone in the company, to the grandiose praise of our manager, is found out to be falsifying data. On a government contract. Which sets back our production for six months, and costs the company over $9M to retest everything.

Oh yeah, that was a fun job. No-one listened to my complaints about the hardware being screwed up, until I threw a hissy fit for the engineers. At which point it was found that, yes, even though I don't have a degree, I can notice that the same position reports the same errors, again and again and again...

Oh, and that's also the job where I had a bone dislocated in my foot, preventing me from walking for six months (and it took three years before I could walk without a very noticeable limp). Where I had the tendon in my thumb crushed due to poor equipment design, causing me such pain that even holding one piece of paper was impossible for me (another six months of pain and suffering, with continuing bouts of "trigger thumb"). At no point did I ever file for workman's comp, I worked through the pain to keep putting out parts.

But then the corporate types decide to close down the plant... "Everyone who stays for the next nine months will get big bonuses." Yeah, right. First thing they did was contact all the employers in the area, and inform them they'd file lawsuits if they poached employees. Next, they worked people like dogs. Oh, and they laid off all but a skeleton crew by the six month point, so guess there wasn't many bonuses after all...

But I wasn't there. I gave notice after I heard about them shutting down the plant. I knew, by then, what type of company it was. I had seen them go back on their promises again and again. I'd seen them treat their employees with no respect and no trust. (Okay, the woman who was the drug addict, who stole thousands of dollars of equipment, that could have been a problem... And the tester who falsified data, on a government project, risking the government seizing the data and giving it to another corporation, she was bad as well...)

They still got me twice after I quit. First, when I applied for rehabilitation (I was barely able to walk, much less stand, and my right hand--I'm completely right-handed--was unable to hold a pen or anything), they denied I'd ever been injured on the job. They refused to deliver my medical records. They completely ******* me over...

The final ******** was my IRA. I'd invested over $10,000 in it. It's now worth about $4,000... Great job, guys! Your corporate culture is doing wonders for my stock portfolio! (Oh, and about half of that drop happened before the internet bubble burst, and they weren't an internet company anyway, so they're just a major corporation that is seriously mismanaged...)
 

My best and worst job has been doing technical support at an ISP. I've done it for three different companies. I love the work, but hate many of the people calling in. Mainly due to the fact that the customers calling in quite often do not know the first thing about the service they have or the computers they are using. When they can not answer a simple question of Windows or Macintosh, I'm scared. Not to mention not knowing their usernames, what type of service they have or quite often anything other than it's not working. Fortunatly I work over night and don't have to deal with too many people. Don't get me wrong I love helping people, but I just wish they at least had some basic information.

I worked for three ISP's. One a small company named AlbanyNet and it was a wonderful job despite some really bad customers. It was nice because it was a small company. There were 4 techs, a billing person and the 4 owners (2 of which were the sysadmins). That company was bought out by a company designed to buy up ISP's by the name of BiznessOnline.com. Things quickly became a mish-mash of bad business planning and bad technical design. Not to mention so many jerks in the higher-up area it wasn't even funny. I remember when my roommate got fired they tried claiming his collection of technical books was theirs. Despite the fact he had bought every single one of them. At least he got a months pay after being fired though. Me being a lowly technical support person, who was there everyday and always on time, was just tossed on my butt when they were done with me.

Now I work for a mid-sized ISP that outsourses their technical support staff to other ISP's also by the name of Taconic. I do support for about 6 or 7 different ISP's. I only work weekends, overnight and I almost never know what the hell is going on with new stuff or companies being supported. While there are alot of unknowledgable customers, the problem with this place is the lack of communication amongst the staff. Quite often I don't find out until the next day their was a known issue that I spent alot of time trying to troubleshoot on the customers end, but it ends up being on our end.

*sigh*

Ok. Rant over. I think.
 
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my worst job: gift wrapper at a department store.

some people just are not very nice.


also a close second was working at a recycling center as a volunteer. people thought i was getting paid to be there and treat you with little or no respect.

or going to a nursing home to hang out with the elderly. talk with them. play cards. whatever. (volunteer work) their own family didn't even care about them.

or helping at a shelter. we would go to the stadium after a big game and get the food they had to pitch b/c it wasn't sold. (again i was a volunteer). we had to beg them not to throw it out. and 9 times out of 10 they pitched it in front of us, just for spite.

here i am giving back to the community and all these....people can do is talk :):):):) about the people who need it the most.



edit: but that doesn't stop me from still volunteering. in fact it makes me do it more.
 
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Junior assistant at a very dodgy bakery. I spent my last two years of highschool getting up at 2 am three days a week, working for six hours, then going to classes until three. The morning usually started with me painting about thirty kilograms of lard into bread tins before the dough was put into them, then ended with about three hours of pushing bread through a slicing machine (which no-one ever bothered to train me in). I got paid about half what my friends working at the local McDonalds were, and after I got another one of my friends a job there they took to paying us the same amount regardless of the fact I'd worked twice the hours he had. I figured it was all balanced out by the fact it was cash in hand, and i didn't have to deal with the public :)

Towards the end of my time there, they lost the lease on the building they were in. Upon starting to clean, they realised that five years in the same location had left a lot of hardened lard and grime tracked onto the floor, so two hours of scraping the floor with a pain scraper was added to my duties. For some reason, I didn't go with them when they relocated after that.
 

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