Worst Public Restroom

[Tinker Gnome]

What is the worst public restroom you have ever been in?

One free internet to the person who has been to the restroom I dub most disgusting.

 

[crystal]

ok tha worsed bath room was un bearable...Tha toilet had never been cleaned in like 1 year, all black and alive. Tha shower had redish stuff in it like mold, tha floor was tha same, it reeked of pee and poo....Tha walls where even gross lookin, no toilet paper, or soap.... Really putred....It was my brothers bath room......shutters, I am ashamed.....yuck

 

[kenobi65]

At a restaurant in Prague, summer 1994.

First of all, you had to pay to use it. It was in a windowless basement of the restaurant. You gave your 10 kopeks, or whatever it was, to a large indolent woman with a mustache. She, in turn, handed you two squares of toilet paper (which had the consistency of pages from old Spider-Man comic books *), and let you proceed into the actual bathroom.

The toilet had no seat (because it'd undoubtedly been stolen to sell on the black market). The bathroom itself likely had not been cleaned that decade. And, previous occupants of the bathroom had left behind such an amazingly strong aroma of B.O. that there were actual visible stink-rays radiating through the air.

* - Before the trip, we had been warned about the amazingly awful Czech toilet paper, and thus had brought a supply of pocket-packs of Kleenex, for just such an emergency.

 

[crystal]

oops you said public restroom, well then thats a whole other story...lol....Me and hubby were on vacation, we got just outside elpaso texas headed towards los cruses. We had to make a nature stop, there was a rest stop. We got out the lights did not work outside, they kept flicing off and on. Really creepy, like a scarry movie....we went in the bathrooms, I kept hearing 2 women talkin in tha stall next to me, but nobody was there...I finished and ran as fast as I could outside, only to see hubby running just as fast. He said he herd 2 women talkin in tha mens room, but nobody was there...We ran towards tha car then hubby said he had to get a drink. Tha fountain was next to tha bathrooms. We ran back there. as he was getting a drink a woman said really loud WATER then another started laughing..I swear no one was there we looked. We ran like 2 scared little chickens, got in our car and did not look back....I know it was not nasty but it was tha worst one I have been in....

 

[BOZ]

well, there was that one in Trainspotting...

 

[IcyCool]

well, there was that one in Trainspotting...

Which bore a striking resemblance to the one in Desperado.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I've been in a couple of "dark room with excreta-slicked floor and a 14" wide stinking pit to nowhere" type bathrooms. Those are gross.

However, in its way, the well-lit one near where I live that has the arrangement of modern, screened off-commode in the back, next to the screened-off sink, & with the urinal right next to the door is every bit as bad.

There's just something wrong about standing there taking care of business when that door opens up revealing you to everyone in the hall...men, women, children. A few feet to the right, and I'd be arrested as a flasher.

All they had to do was put the doggone sink next to the door, and the urinal between the sink and commode (with a screen, of course) and there would be no problem.

Instead, they created a free sex-show.

 

[Jesus_marley]

I went into a public restroom at a park once. It was kind of like an upscale outhouse. No flush mechanism, you just did your business into the hole provided although there was a toilet over the hole. the room itself was reasonably clean (considering that 1500 other people had used it that day) and it didn't smell all that bad (mostly smelled of the blue chemical that is used in those things). The problem was when I was finished doing my business, on my way out of the stall, I glanced back and saw a rat poking its head out of the hole. I swear to all that is Holy, the damn thing then winked at me and popped back down the hole.

 

[Umbran]

Which bore a striking resemblance to the one in Desperado.

The one in Dogma had a demon coming out of the toilet. That's pretty darned bad...

 

[kenobi65]

The one in Dogma had a demon coming out of the toilet. That's pretty darned bad...

There's an episode of "Dirty Jobs" in which Mike Rowe is having to clean a bathroom where it appears that a poo elemenetal had taken up residence in the commode. Eew. Thank gawd it isn't "smell-o-vision."