WotC conspiracy theory

[Drawmack]

Bill Gates is behind the entire thing

Recent internal memo to Microsoft Employees


I have recently purchased Hasbro in a hostile take over. I made this move because MicroSoft was not choosen to write Never Winternights. I am now seeking to release a better version of said game called Day Light Savings Time. This will come out in conjunction with D&D 4e which will be similar, but not exactly like D&D 3e.

You have all done a great job introducing bugs into software now let's see how you handle game development. Steve Jobs will be running the creative design department.

 

[Drift]

I think HAL is the real owner and in a clever deception has not only impersonated a real human being, we all know your a computer you can drop the act but also started this thread to diverate our real attention from....

....d&dXP please note this new book will actually be incorrect and unedited at time of printing and the regular errata will be charged to your acounts

 

[Knightfall]

Bill Gates is behind the entire thing

Recent internal memo to Microsoft Employees


I have recently purchased Hasbro in a hostile take over. I made this move because MicroSoft was not choosen to write Never Winternights. I am now seeking to release a better version of said game called Day Light Savings Time. This will come out in conjunction with D&D 4e which will be similar, but not exactly like D&D 3e.

You have all done a great job introducing bugs into software now let's see how you handle game development. Steve Jobs will be running the creative design department.

May the Gods protect us!!!

 

[Harlock]

May the Gods protect us!!!

I am pretty sure Bill Gates made a sizeable (tax deductable) one or two billion dollar contribution to the Vatican and was actually deified, so technically, Bill Gates is God. Sorry to have to break that to you.

 

[coyote6]

I am pretty sure Bill Gates made a sizeable (tax deductable) one or two billion dollar contribution to the Vatican and was actually deified, so technically, Bill Gates is God. Sorry to have to break that to you.

A common -- but mistaken -- belief.

The Vatican canonized him, so he's a saint. St. Bill, patron saint of Windows, amongst other things.

Of course, the Vatican and St. Bill are mere pawns in the hands of the true masterminds (as you know, always there are two -- master and apprentice).

I speak, of course, of none other than Ryan Dancey and his insidious master, Peter Adkison.

But beware! Prying too far into their affairs will earn their wrath.

And that wrath will take the form of deadly ninja assassins, whose primary purpose is to flip out and kill things.

 

[jdavis]

I overheard two guys at a liquor store talking about a mysterious 5th edition where they were doing away with dice and turns all together, the game will be played on a vibrating metal board where you have to set the PC's up in elaborate formations only to watch them skitter too and fro without rhyme or reason. But the big secret news was that the game was to be pay for play, you would have to buy the game with a credit or debit card and everytime you opened your players handbook $2 would automatically be deducted from your bank account. They also talked about updating the ranger class and fixing grapple but I figured that was all just them blowing hot air.

 

[Krug]

one word...


hong.

 

[Ghostwind]

one word...


hong.

Be afraid. Be very afraid...

 

[coyote6]

Ah, of course!

The mysterious Austrian Connection!

Hong explains it all.

 

[kenjib]

Do not worry. There is nothing going on in Seattle. *waves hand* You have seen nothing. You know nothing.