WotC conspiracy theory

[barsoomcore]

If you look at Wizards of the Coasts company logo it is pointing to something, what I have not found out yet.

I can help you with that. Right now it is pointing at the side of my monitor.

Dear lord, have I been assimiliated? Without even a goodnight kiss?

 

[ArcOfCorinth]

Well, I was scrying last night and decided I'd check on Seattle.

I saw that eye again.

You know. The eye of Vecna.

 

[Prince Atom]

You want to know the truth?

The truth is fnord. The fnord edition of Dungeons & Dragons will come out in several months, but you must know fnord in order to purchase it.

What is fnord? If you have to ask, you aren't cleared to know.

TWK

 

[ArcOfCorinth]

My contacts have informed me that 3.5e is planned to fund WOTC's search for the head of Vecna.

 

[kenjib]

You want to know the truth?

The truth is. The edition of Dungeons & Dragons will come out in several months, but you must know in order to purchase it.

What is? If you have to ask, you aren't cleared to know.

TWK

I don't understand with your incomplete sentences. Could you clarify?

 

[Mortaneus]

The truth is that we're all secretly being watched by the red-shirted one who looms eternally over those who play D&D.....

(don't believe me? check out the reflection in the jewels on the front of your PHB. It's easier to see if you hold the book upside-down.)

 

[Mark]

If you look at Wizards of the Coasts company logo it is pointing to something, what I have not found out yet.

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[HalfElfSorcerer]

Oh, the conspiracy has gone beyond the game industry...
http://www.theonion.com/onion3709/starbucks_phase_two.html

We must rise up with our coffee-imbibing brothers and sisters and overthrow the evil. Preferably a d20 version.

 

[MerricB]

LOL!



Cheers!

 

[MEG Hal]

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OK...I have officially wetted myself.