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HUNGERS-FOR-MICE-BRAIN CR I don’t dare guess, but probably 2 on a good day
Half-Illithid Carnivorous Flying Squirrel
NE Diminutive abberation
Init: +1 Senses darkvision 60 ft., Scent;
Listen +4, Spot +6
Languages Squirrel, Telepathy (100 ft. range)
AC 17, touch 16, flat-footed 15
hp 2 (1/2 HD)
Fort +0; Ref +4, Will +4
Spell Resistance 10
Spd 20 ft, fly 40 ft (clumsy)
Melee 4 tentacles +2 melee (1/x2)
Ranged None
Base Atk +0; Grp -16
Attack Options Improved Grab
Special Attack Mind Blast, Improved Grab, Extract
Combat Gear None
Abilities Str 3, Dex 15, Con 10, Int
6, Wis 18, Cha 10
SQ Darkvision, Spell Resistance, Scent, Telepathy
Feats Weapon Finesse
Skills Balance +4, Climb +6, Hide +16, Move Silently +4, Spot +6
Possessions None
Mind Blast (Sp): 40 ft. cone. Will save (DC 12), stunned for 1d4 rounds
Improved Grab (Ex): If a half-illithiid squirrel hits an opponent its own size or smaller with a tentacle attack, it deals normal damage and starts a grapple as a free action. If it gets a hold, it attaches the tentacle to the opponents head. After a successful grab, the half-illithid can try to attach its remaining tentacles with a single grapple check.
Extract (Ex): A half-illithid that successfully maintains its hold with all four tentacles for 1 full round automatically extracts the opponents brain at the beginning of its next turn, instantly killing that creature.
 

ColonelHardisson said:
Wish I had.
I've often talked about having ducks as a PC race in my campaign. They were inspired by very early issues of Howard the Duck.
As I recall, the Runequest game has Ducks as a fairly common race. Sorta odd for a game which shoots for a more "realistic" game system (read: a crossbow shot can easily kill your PC.)
 




Argent Silvermage said:
And the cult marches on. Squirrelly wrath! :lol:

As a slight tangent, I was introducing my group the unisystem rules on monday by running an All Flesh Must Be Eaten one shot.

I have two words for you: Zombie Squirrels.

As the group ran for their cars to escape the coming horde of squirrels, all but one reached the safety of an enclosed space. The poor nerd, not thinking, jumped into the bed of the truck.

Vicious little critters. They left the poor nerd missing part of his ear and some of his joy department. The other players just added insult to injury by botching a first aid roll to bind his wounds and then telling him to quit whining cause he wasn't going to get any use out of them anyway.

Is it any wonder the nerd turned on the group at the end?

I saw more than one look of shock and horror around the room when the trees all around started rustling. What a fitting day to have worn my Foamy "Squirrely Wrath" t-shirt.
 


Sammael said:
Yay for the new-style stat block! It'd look better with lines between, though.

They were there in the word document, but I couldn't quite figure out how to get the lines there on the boards.
 

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