Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[coyote6]

I'm an open-minded guy, but cross-dressing dwarves give me the heebie-jeebies.

If dwarven women have beards, then a cross-dressing dwarf isn't going to be all that unusual looking. I mean, he'll just look like any other lovely dwarf maiden, right?

You know, Wulf, there's only one way to stop this little slide -- update!

BTW, my copy of HoHF:HO should arrive at the FSLGS this evening, UPS willing. If I'd finished the adventure for tomorrow earlier in the week, I could pick it up tonight! D'oh. Sunday...

 

[Horacio]

I agree, only an update can delete from my mind the image of a Dwarf in a blue dress...

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

I agree, only an update can delete from my mind the image of a Dwarf in a blue dress...

We're trying to spur him to action. We should make him want us to stop picturing. If that's the case, drop the generic dwarf and picture Wulf in the blue dress.

If the thought of dozens of people picturing him in a blue dress doesn't light a fire under him, I don't know what will.

 

[Horacio]

Wulf with his bronw pigtails sticking out from under a helmet frqming his beard, and his cute blue dress under the armor....

 

[Halma]

You all asked for you it...

You got it...

 

[Horacio]

Oh my God!

That image will haunt me in my dreams for years!

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

::sighs::

I guess a picture is worth 1000 words

On the upside, that's a classic.

Where IS Wulf hiding from all this?

 

[Horacio]

I think he's asking Snoopy's advise...

 

[Milo Windby]

I think he's asking Snoopy's advise...

Snoopy, or Peppermint Patty? Who would that be? Dorn?

Dorn: Uh, hello sir. What seems to be the problem?

Wulf: I need another resurrection so Korak can kick the football.

Dorn: Yes sir, coming right up sir.

Wulf: And stop calling me sir!

 

[Horacio]

Snoopy, or Peppermint Patty? Who would that be? Dorn?

Dorn: Uh, hello sir. What seems to be the problem?

Wulf: I need another resurrection so Korak can kick the football.

Dorn: Yes sir, coming right up sir.

Wulf: And stop calling me sir!

Shouldn't Dorn say madam instead of sir. Lucy would get angry if Dorn call her sir...