Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[Halma]

The biggest reason we play with Korak's player is because we like him. There are things about him that are absolutely maddening, but he's a good guy above and beyond all that. He also plays a pretty good paladin--maybe not perfect, but I still haven't dug up the Deed of Paksennarion and given it to him (my Paladin's Handbook), so I give a bit of leeway.

Tis true... Tis true... If he wasn't such a nice guy I don't think this whole thing would be an issue at all... We are very harsh on him during our game (and off) but sometimes it's warranted other times not so. The player takes the abuse we dish out better than the rest of the party would, and certainly better than I would. I mean come on after having his peck killed by Wulf (warranted or not) he harbors no bad feelings. That is a great testament to him. We are trying to train him to be a better player sometimes it strains our abilities.

"No you don't want to take the +5 vorpal, holy, throwing, returning, Keen, Intelligent, life stealing, blinding, Long Sword of the Ancients "

"Why not?"

"Because it throws off the balance of the game"

"What's balance?"

Wulf and Korak's relationship is like Charlie Brown and Lucy. Korak is Charlie Brown......

Wulf: "I'll hold the frigg'n football, hehehehehehe"




Halma

 

[Milo Windby]

Wulf and Korak's relationship is like Charlie Brown and Lucy. Korak is Charlie Brown......

Wulf: "I'll hold the frigg'n football, hehehehehehe"

That was put succinctly, Halma (or do you prefer Shorty?). I suppose I misunderstood from past readings, I thought you all had issues with him in real life too. When friends get together it's all good.

Oh, and Nail. I'm okay now. Breathing, counting to ten, finding my happy place...

 

[Horacio]

Wulf and Korak's relationship is like Charlie Brown and Lucy. Korak is Charlie Brown......

Wulf: "I'll hold the frigg'n football, hehehehehehe"

Are you saying that Wulf is Lucy? :eek

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

It's a disturbing image, isn't it?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Are you saying that Wulf is Lucy? :eek

Better Lucy than a big Nancy.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

It's a disturbing image, isn't it?

Ohh, yes.

See, what we need now is for Ancalagon to step in with a timely illustration.


Wulf

 

[Dinkeldog]

Better Lucy than a big Nancy.

I've heard your singing voice. We're all better off.

As long as he needs me...
Oh, yes, he does need me...
In spite of what you see...
...I'm sure that he needs me.

Who else would love him still
When they've been used so ill?
He knows I always will...
As long as he needs me.

I miss him so much when he is gone,
But when he's near me
I don't let on...

...The way I feel inside.
The love, I have to hide...
The hell! I've got my pride
As long as he needs me.

He doesn't say the things he should.
He acts the way he thinks he should.
But all the same,
I'll play
This game
His way.

As long as he needs me...
I know where I must be.
I'll cling on steadfastly...
As long as he needs me.

As long as life is long...
I'll love him right or wrong,
And somehow, I'll be strong...
As long as he needs me.

If you are lonely
Then you will know...

When someone needs you,
You love them so.

I won't betray his trust...
Though people say I must.

I've got to stay true, just
As long as he needs me.

(from Oliver!)

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

Ohh, yes.

See, what we need now is for Ancalagon to step in with a timely illustration.

My mind's eye is bad enough, thanks.

Wulf, dark brown pigtails sticking out from under a helmet, holds the football out with one hand... and clutches Taranak behind his back with the other...

Karak, a look of determination screwed to his face, his yellow cloak of charisma with the black zig-zag streaming behind him, charges the ball.

"I'm SO gonna kick that ball this time."

SWOOOSH!

"Wauuuuuuugh!"

THUD!

Thunk!

Wulf wipes Taranak on the cloak as he gets to his feet.

"Hey, Dorn, I think the Assmar needs another Resurrection."

 

[Halma]

My mind's eye is bad enough, thanks.

Wulf, dark brown pigtails sticking out from under a helmet, holds the football out with one hand... and clutches Taranak behind his back with the other...

Karak, a look of determination screwed to his face, his yellow cloak of charisma with the black zig-zag streaming behind him, charges the ball.

"I'm SO gonna kick that ball this time."

SWOOOSH!

"Wauuuuuuugh!"

THUD!


Thunk!

Wulf wipes Taranak on the cloak as he gets to his feet.

"Hey, Dorn, I think the Assmar needs another Resurrection."

LOL ROTFL!!!!


You forgot the Blue Dress.....

Boy this has turned into something I didn't quite expect. Thanks for the groovy allusion......!!!


Halma

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

You forgot the Blue Dress.....

There's only so far I'm willing to go, after all.

I'm an open-minded guy, but cross-dressing dwarves give me the heebie-jeebies.