Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[coyote6]

Sorry about Kheldas, though. Hope he at least gets a T-shirt.

They have two versions of the "lousy t-shirt" t-shirt to choose from:

Front: "Imperagon stole my staff, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Back: "And 15d6 damage. Twice."

and

Front: "I went to the Iron Fortress, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Back: "And an evil archon's sword in the face."

 

[Urbanmech]

Ambushes suck, they suck even worse when you are out of spells and trying to get some sleep. Quite a bit of fun to read about though.

It sounds like your paladin is somewhat like the Bladesinger in our game. If an enemy has displacement up he won't even bother to swing at it due to the miss chance. Sounds like Karak had the same issue, though things with invisibility are a bit harder to target. But being backed into a corner really doens't leave you that many spaces to choose to attack.

It should be interesting to see how the group does without their transmuter artillery. I do hope he gets a t-shirt, maybe a magical "I'm with stupid" shirt with an arrow that always points to the Paladin.

 

[drnuncheon]

Looks like "get attacked in your sleep/safe house" is the flavor of th' month amongst story hour DMs.......

Hmm.

Clearly I need to get busy.

J

 

[Jeremy]

I got to attack my players' safehouse this month. But it wasn't my idea and they weren't in it at the time.

Makes for interesting teleports when the party forms an image in their head of a place that no longer exists...

 

[Immort]

Fer lovin' God, i wuz startin' ta think yer wuzn't gunna ever update agin. On one hand, I gotta frown at the nastiness of Dink's activities. On the other hand, that's whut yer deserves fer all them wussy scry teleport attacks. Anyhow, good ta hear yer agin.

-Immort

 

[jonrog1]

What, you think just because you give us sneak-teleporting evil archons, kidnapped party members and wussy paladins, we're going to forget how long it took you to update?

Errr ... okay.

 

[Horacio]

What, you think just because you give us sneak-teleporting evil archons, kidnapped party members and wussy paladins, we're going to forget how long it took you to update?

Once again, it worked for me...

 

[Milo Windby]

Karak: "Boo yaaa, I hit 50 AC!!!!! Eat that Dinkledog...!!!!"
Karak: "150 Damage!!!!! Hueheheheh!!!"

Dinkledog: "How in the hell did you Hit 50 AC, and do 150 points of Damage?"

Karak: "I get +10 for this, I get +5 for this, I rolled a 15..... oh I mean 30.... sorry. My Damage I have +10 for this, +20 for that, +15 for this and I rolled an 8......ahhh I guess its only 53, sorry.

The rest of us throw our hands up in disgust including Dink...

Between this and the single attack he made during the last fight I have to ask you a very serious question:

Why do you even play with this guy???

I don't even know how that can happen. You're in a fight, you have X amount of choices to make, doing nothing a far cry from the top of the list, and yet that's exactly what you do? I don't care how close to death you are, if you don't have a choice, then fight back. Yeeeeesh. There would be much muttering of frustration at our table if one of the PCs acted like this. Not to mention a stern talking to from the other PCs and probably an ultimatum thrown in for good measure. Something to the effect of "Shape up or you're not welcome to play with us anymore."

Ok, I'm done venting. I'm not even in the game and I feel like I have to vent, how sad is that?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Why do you even play with this guy???

Aww, come on. He's funny.

Wulf

 

[Vargo]

We had a guy like that in our games, that we also kept around for entertainment value. He'd always, always, ALWAYS play CN or E Half-Orc assassins if he could get away with it. I didn't particularly like him, but the DM did - not enough to keep his character from being whacked when inevitably he turned on us, but he liked him.

Poor sap had a CHA worse than a 1/2O, too.