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[Dannyalcatraz]

Might I suggest Sir try out some Vigilante Lard, the plus-sized Superhero's other little secret? (Prevents chafing and rashes as well.)

 

[Scott DeWar]

Woot! I am a SUPERHERO!

However, it's been ages since I tried to squeeze into the spandex.
This might not be pretty...

Might I suggest Sir try out some Vigilante Lard, the plus-sized Superhero's other little secret? (Prevents chafing and rashes as well.)

You will not find any of that going on in my town, so any superhers can just divert to Kansas city or St. Louis, please.

*shudder*

 

[jonesy]

Me, a magsman? I most certainly am not! How dare you, good sir!

Now, I do have this bridge for sale if you'd be interested. Only one previous owner, well looked after, perfect condition. Only 1200 gold pieces.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Me, a magsman? I most certainly am not! How dare you, good sir!

Now, I do have this bridge for sale if you'd be interested. Only one previous owner, well looked after, perfect condition. Only 1200 gold pieces.

Sold! The check is in the mail.

 

[Dice4Hire]

Me, a magsman? I most certainly am not! How dare you, good sir!

Now, I do have this bridge for sale if you'd be interested. Only one previous owner, well looked after, perfect condition. Only 1200 gold pieces.

Is this how I'm gonna end up?

 

[darjr]

Careful. They spit.

Yea, clerics. But what cha gonna do? Can't live without em...

 

[DumbPaladin]

Ye gods above ... I have become a cutpurse!!

Heironeous protect me ... I'm afraid I shall lose my paladin membership card.

 

[jonesy]

Ye gods above ... I have become a cutpurse!!

Heironeous protect me ... I'm afraid I shall lose my paladin membership card.

Maybe you only cut purses of cutpurses?

 

[Scott DeWar]

So depending on your spelling prowess, I'm either a Tibetan holy man well on the path to enlightenment, or an ugly, annoying animal that tends to spit on people's faces. ....

I'll take the animal, thanks!

Careful. They spit.

You want a Tibetan monk covered in spit?

I guess it takes all kinds.

Yea, clerics. But what cha gonna do? Can't live without em...

don't ya all know that when you get cursed by a cleric, they spit on you?

Hock tooy!

I am the Salvador Dali Lama.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I am the Salvador Dali Lama.

Oddly, I'm at the Llama Deli in El Salvador!