I heartily agree, me hearty... workin' at a radio station as I do, I played a proper shanty o'er th' airwaves t'spread th' fun.
Several national chains are offering deals for the day.
At participating Krispy Kreme locations, aspiring bucaneers who talk like a pirate get a free glazed doughnut. Those who go the extra mile and dress like a pirate get a dozen free glazed doughnuts.
At participating Long John Silver's outlets you can hook a free fried fish or chicken tender by talking like a pirate. If you dress like a pirate you'll get a whole two-piece fish or chicken basket. (You might want to check out their dress requirements first).
I looted this from CNN:
It seems I'm short a parrot, patch & peg leg of plunderin' some donuts & fried fish planks...
Just as well, I s'pose- me doctor has told me to lighten up on the CAAAAAARRRRBS!

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.