Yet another joke name thread!

[Theo R Cwithin]

And in a swashbuckling pirate campaign:

Beavarrr the Cleavarrr

, who will obviously have a hook for a hand, to keep his enemies confused.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A minotaur oracle? Obrahma.

A Playboy model turned intangible super-heroine? Aether Bunny.

A gnome who is a courier of messages for "the Underground?" Johnny Gnomeonic.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Kermit the Slaad
- Green, obviously. It's not easy being green. Or mean. Or a killing machine. )


Fozzy, a Bugbear


Bjork Bjork Bjorksson
- a dwarven chef of the Northlands, specializing in desserts and other sweetish things.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Picachewbacca, the imprisoned lightning god of the ancient wookies.

Meanwhile, in the deserts of the southwestern USA, the mutant cousin of the Chupacabra, the Picachubacabra, stuns goats with its electric organelles. Some suspect it is the result of a secret government experiment to fuse electric eels and the original monsters...

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

A centaur named Seabiscuit.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That sounds like a movie.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

An Oozemaster with one level of Bard? Sid Viscous.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

a kraken named Squid Vicious.

or a mindflayer bard with a lisp named 'Thid Vicious.

 

[Pbartender]

So, I'm reading through another thread, and realize...

I want a city named Port Manteau.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

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