You know you need a new group when...

[DM with a vengence]

1) After reading KotD, you think "Gee, I wish my group had the solid roleplaying, game knowledge, mission focus and teamwork that they demonstrate."

 

[Wicht]

2. The members plot how best to cheat each other out of the 2 cp found on that last goblin.

 

[Kyramus]

3) you have to take 2 exedrin migraine after each game, sometimes 2 more during the game.

4) have to flee the game room to lie down for 5 minutes.

 

[Wicht]

5. The game starts out with a fist-fight over who will get the only mountain dew and you feel fortunate that no one went to the hospital this time.

 

[BluWolf]

6. You would rather work at work than work on your campaign.

 

[Crothian]

7 The wizard and/or sorcerer only fire magic missiles at "the Darkness"

 

[Skullfyre]

8. One player has an orge slaying knife and is at the bar getting drunk and asking if there are any women there.

 

[Wicht]

9. Your DM puts Gazebos in every dungeon hoping one of the players will attack one

 

[Wicht]

10. Your catch your DM watching Mazes and Monsters yet again and he claims that he finds it inspirational

 

[Xarlen]

11) At the beginning of every session, the DM rolls a 1d1000 twice, to see which '1000 ways to freak out your players' he will impliment that session.