You know you need a new group when...

[StalkingBlue]

54) You spend more time in rants about your group on these boards than actually playing or GMing with them.

 

[Jamdin]

55) The DM moves away & swears by Odin that he will keep in touch & play through the mail. Five years later, you are still waiting for the first move...

56) Another player joins the National Guard & can't play on weekends when the party is about to kill the big baddie...

57) Same player in the NG gets deployed overseas & promises to play when he gets back. He gets back only to find that he has to be redeployed for 1 to 5 years & promises to play again when he gets back...

58) Everybody is married but you & they try to get their non-gaming wives involved...

59) You forgot how to laugh during gaming...

60) Your DM disagree with you on everything when you run a different game even though he's never played it before...

 

[shurai]

61) The fighter (and his or her player) in your party isn't happy and won't sit still or shut up unless he is in the act of rolling his damage for a successful attack.

62) The sorceress in your party won't stop complaining about not having a bag of holding, even though she's only third level, doesn't have any in-character knowledge of such a device, and was told from the start that it would be a low-magic game.

63) The above claims some kind of unfairness to her character concept, even though all characters are entitled to the same wealth and have plenty of purchasable magic items in the DMG.

-S

 

[Siridar]

64) The players in your group spend more time telling old campaign stories than they do playing the current game.

 

[EnderTheElder]

64) When your DM gives you a choice between having a role-playing encounter with 1st level castle guards or fighting an Ancient Draco-lich and a party of 15th level characters unanimously turns tail and runs back to the inn (without any discussion or disagreement) so the cleric can memories the raise dead and heal spells the party will need after tomorrows battle.

 

[Wicht]

65) Your DM thinks that "Synibbar" is overly simplistic.

66) Your DM renounces D&D and says that from now on you will play a new game called F.A.T.A.L.

 

[Oogar]

67. Your current game isn't worth your time.

68. You can't remember when the last time you had fun being there was.

69. Your DM gives you homework. (that one is for any of my players who happen by)

 

[Nightfall]

Well, at least you've got one group playing in the Scarred Lands now.

Yes thank God and may Chardun swallow the souls of my other players. Btw, Dr. Ban will be the first I do for our storyhour, then Silas and Ophelia. Varl will be last

 

[spunky_mutters]

70. Your players went out for snacks ... ten years ago.

71. Whenever a monster hits the fighter's PC, he cries.

72. 3 of your players have wandered into another room to watch porn before you've even pulled out your dice bag.

 

[Theron]

73. When the GM tells you that now that Blackleaf is dead, you can't play anymore.