You know you play dnd too much when.....

[Wystan]

More MMORPG related, but....

You're Driving down the highway in an unfamiliar area and start to think about hitting the 'map' button.

 

[jerichothebard]

You make a serious social gaffe, and later refer to it as the time you rolled a "1" on a Diplomacy Check.

 

[reveal]

...you read a "You know you play dnd too much when....." thread and you "get" all the references.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

...you shout "20!" when you climax.

And then the 'actress' playing the elven slave in "Elven Nymphos in the Erotic Slave Pits of the Massively Well Hung Orcish Dungeons of Sodomy" Actually looks at you directly from the tv and says "20? Seconds? Sure. A crit? No way, Nat 1 all the way."

 

[Driddle]

... your boss tells you you're fired, and you immediately roll to save or disbelieve.
... you can recite the probability tables for combinations of three regular six-sided dice.
... you describe your college enrollment experience as a process of multiclassing and picking feats,

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

(This is more Star Wars related, but...)

... there have been times when I have stretched out my hand for something that was just out of reach and I truly, honestly expected it to jump into my hand telekinetically. Just for a sec.

Yeah, something's wrong there...

Sweet lord...I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Funeris]

You carelessly walk across a 60 mph highway, not even looking in either direction because you know in your gut that with your fort save you can avoid the massive damage. (Did this once....it wasn't 60 mph...but it was pennsylvania ave. at rushhour....read as 50 mph...thankfully, i made my reflex saves and wasn't hit).

You respond to any of the above with..."Nah. My other save was why I survived".

 

[Driddle]

... you feel inexplicably insulted when your spouse teases you about being "lawful good."

(My wife hates this.)

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

When someone asks you 'What are you doing this weekend?', you say 'Oh, I've got a game on Saturday.', they ask 'What sport?' and you don't understand the question.

 

[der_kluge]

I had a friend seriously refer to an ex-girlfriend of his as "larger than man-sized".

I remember a thread like this on the Everquest boards, and one of the funniest comments was about this guy who'd gone on a long road trip, but then believed that it wasn't so bad because he could just teleport to his bind spot once he got there, and wouldn't have to worry about the drive back. And then immediately came to his senses.