Darth K'Trava
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You Know you?re Addicted to the Internet when? (Updated)
You Know you?re Addicted to the Internet when?
- You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
- Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
- You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.
- You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.
- Your dreams are in HTML.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as ?downloading.?
- You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"
- You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.
- All of your friends have @ in their names.
- Your dog has its own webpage.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK ? We all have done this one)
- Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.
- You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
- You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
- You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.
- You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.
- You double click your TV remote.
You Know you?re Addicted to the Internet when?
- You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
- Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
- You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.
- You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.
- Your dreams are in HTML.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as ?downloading.?
- You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"
- You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.
- All of your friends have @ in their names.
- Your dog has its own webpage.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK ? We all have done this one)
- Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.
- You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
- You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
- You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.
- You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.
- You double click your TV remote.
