[Your char name] what is best in life?

[Krug]

Inspired by this dialogue from Conan the Barbarian:

Mongol General : We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol General : The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General : Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General : That is good.

So what's the best in life for your character?

 

[Sir Elton]

U.S. OIL Business Man: To get ahead, to crush all your competitors, and to drain the consumer of his money so that his kids can't go to College and 99% of Generation Y can't afford decent housing.

Department-7 (Urban Arcana) Operative: In in it so that you can sleep safe at night knowing your freedom to Fleece the American Consumer is safe and secure. There is worse things than the American Consumer, you know!

 

[Anabstercorian]

Aluire Dairden> "To seduce your foes, ensnare them in lies, and blast their less attractive cohorts to ash!"

Janeko Silverblade> "Broadening your knowledge, protecting your family, and gathering riches!"

 

[Ourph]

Iborn the Dark (M-U 13th level): To slay your enemies, animate their corpses and use them as undead minions to haul their treasure back to your tower!

 

[Jakar]

Dextham (lvl 2 Thug from UA) To have a good bum scratch and watch the preeetty woman walking by.

 

[kolikeos]

Kolikeos (mad dead sorcerer): to light up the mood, and the city, with- FIREBALLS

Osara Dom (TN Human Clr3/Wiz3/Mystic-Theurge2): apart from worshiping a god that gives you your power without giving a damn (if you use it for good or evil. (boccob)), i'll say it is the collecting and creating of magic.

Tinder Twaglek Chal (6th level gnome druid): the fllowers in the spring, the song of birds, and many more things most like to destroy. oh, and also my big (-er then myself) nice rat. oh, and i almost forgot, the kicking of gnoll @$$

 

[Turanil]

Sir Laurois Dundald (Fighter 6th / Cleric 1st / Munchkin Templar 5th): Having slain three (weak) enemies with his three attacks for that round, but then being entitled an additional attack dealt while screaming "CLEEEAAAVE!!", and then (as he just slew this one) attack another while screaming again "GREAT CLEEEAAAVE!!".

 

[Arrgh! Mark!]

What is best in life?

Valgoth Tansden: To Detect your enemies for evil, To Smite them Verily, and to listen to the lamentations of their dark gods.

Ahh. Being 13 with a paladin again.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Cohan the Barbarian: Soft Tissue Paper ;-)

D&D Adventurer: Kill the enemies, take their stuff, ravish the women (according to T.P. ravishing is like raping, except there are far less complaints).

 

[Stormrunner]

Cohan the Barbarian: Soft Tissue Paper ;-)

Actually I believe the quote is "Hot water, soft toilet paper, and good dentistry." (Terry Pratchett's Cohen the Barbarian)

Stormrunner: Galloping naked through a thunderstorm, getting thoroughly and enthusiastically humped by a couple of handsome stallions, and sharing a good meal with friends.