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Plane Sailing said:I can't help feeling that I'm missing something about this Drake guy...?
DRAKE DARKNITE IS 137th LEVEL AND ITS ALL LEGITEMATE BECAUSE PIRATECAT INITIALED MY D&D CARACTETR SHEET:

DRAKE DE LA DARK IS MY OLDEST AND GREATEST CHARACTER.
HE HAS DONE MANY THINGS.
HE HAS HAD MANY ADVENTURES.
HE HAS BONED MANY HOT D&D CHICKS.
HE HAS DEFEATED (A PARTIL LIST): ORCUS (TWICE), ZEUS AND ODIN (TOTALLY INTO EACH OTHER BTW), THOR (FROM THE COMIC BOOKS NOT FROM REAL LIFE), ORCUS, ASMODEOS, ELRIC AND BLACKRAZER, HARRY POTTER AND ALL OF HOGWARTS AND A TARASK WITH FIVE IDENTICAL FRIENDS WHO LOOK LIKE GODZILLA AND RODAN COMBINED.
HIS TREASURE IS WORTH ONE MILION TIMES ONE MILION (ITS ON HIS CHARACTER SHEET NEXT TO THE CART, 10 FOOT POLE AND GELATINOUS CUBE REPELLANT).