Your report card...

[The Shaman]

Which was most likely to appear on your report card?

 

[Crothian]

Mine was always plays well with others, I never got caught

 

[Wombat]

Back in grade school it would have been "Plays well with others, then gets beat up by the kid who runs with scissors..."

 

[Del]

The first comment I remembered was grad seven: "Is a role model for other students."

I guess this is what pissed off the other students so much.

Surviving to grade twelve I wound up with "The best writer I have ever seen.", from the late drama educator and counsellor Susan Mackie.

Of course I skipped an early career as a writer for law-enforcement, but it gives me stuff to write about that I can sell.

 

[diaglo]

Straight A's.

gets bored easily and runs with scissors.

 

[jaerdaph]

You forgot "Eats Paste".

Mmmmmmmmm. Paste.

 

[diaglo]

You forgot "Eats Paste".

Mmmmmmmmm. Paste.

mmmmm .... Paste...

:drools:




also melts crayons on heater coils.

and "Smokes in the Boys' Room"

 

[devilbat]

I voted "runs with scissors", but my early school years could be summed up by a teachers handwritten quote on a kindergarten report card. "Scott runs the schools mafia".

 

[jaerdaph]

Well, as long as it was the official school-sanctioned mafia and not the trench coat mafia, that's quite admirable!

Sincerely,

José Bardales
President
Harper Valley PTA

Edit: And a nice addition to your "Permanent Record!"

 

[Rel]

I was always very well behaved. My report cards mostly said, "Very smart but does not apply himself." I mostly just got by on charm and flattery. Like I do here at ENWorld.