Zoo readies for panda mating season

[reveal]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/03/10/pandas.zoo.ap/index.html

Ok, not really funny but this got me thinking; how, exactly, does one ready themselves for panda mating season? Do a bunch of scientists sit around filling out little "I love you bunches" cards, buy some Barry White albums and figure out which scented candles to buy?

 

[Mr. Lobo]

Ok, not really funny but this got me thinking; how, exactly, does one ready themselves for panda mating season?

Personally?

I try to stay as far away from the Panda's as I can get.

 

[BOZ]

how, exactly, does one ready themselves for panda mating season?

get the hell out of the way.

 

[Ralts Bloodthorne]

Or if you're Homer Simpson, dress up in Panda suit.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Interesting. I had a dream that I was a panda last night.

 

[BOZ]

not quite sure what to say about that, fella, given the thread topic.

 

[Ranger REG]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/03/10/pandas.zoo.ap/index.html

Ok, not really funny but this got me thinking; how, exactly, does one ready themselves for panda mating season? Do a bunch of scientists sit around filling out little "I love you bunches" cards, buy some Barry White albums and figure out which scented candles to buy?

Well, if Barry White music won't move them to mate, maybe some Marvin Gaye.

"Let's get it on, Let get it on..."
"When I got that feeling, I want sexual healing, sexual healing, baby..."

 

[mythusmage]

Given that our latest panda infant is just a month old, mom is not about to do any mating.

The little lady had her weekly check-up today. Saw the video on the local news this evening, and she was bitching up a storm. Her fur's coming in nicely too.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

not quite sure what to say about that, fella, given the thread topic.

It scares the crud out of me just thinking about it.

 

[Ranger REG]

Given that our latest panda infant is just a month old, mom is not about to do any mating.

The little lady had her weekly check-up today. Saw the video on the local news this evening, and she was bitching up a storm. Her fur's coming in nicely too.

Interesting, that's the exact same thing going on with human moms.