Fang swung around in front of Hellen.
"Stay close. tings like dese 'ave a way'a gettin ugly."
Fang walked over towards the commotion, and attempted to get within striking distance of the pair.
Fang accepted Hellen's kiss warmly, refilled his glass, and chugged some more ale.
"Tanks Oirhandir" Fang responded. "Wuddent fer 'ellen and I'd'a been up'a river wit'out a water pusher."
Fang went into shock when he saw the crowd of people waiting for him to speak, and a moment later his mind went blank.
"Ahh... ahhh.... ahhh" he muttered quietly as he searched for the words.
Panic set in. His eyes darted around the room in search for someone that would bail him out, or...
Fang repeated- "With dis drink of deh las' grain, I took... ahhh... take in deh bountiful 'arvest 'alina provided for us." Finished, Fang turned and smiled to his lady. "'ow's dat?"
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:D "Yes. Yes. Wash Yes" Fang agreeds wholeheatedly.
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"Nice pooper" Fang thinks to himself as he watched Helen exit the room. To Fang having a "nice pooper" was indeed a compliment, but thankfully he kept the "compliment" to himself.
"Fang make toast, den drink mug"...
"Tanks fer yer 'elp" Fang offers Oirhandir as he shoos his out the door. "Fang take it from 'ere."
After Oirhandir leaves Fang begins to blush slightly. "Sure wanna look good fer yue tonight" Fang admited. "An I'm tinkin a fair lady like yerself knowin 'ow to dress up'a man."
OOC- I vote...
OOC- Sorry. I was away for the weekend.
A drop of drool hangs from Fang's lip, but he quickly wipes it off before anyone notices.
"Ahhh... gahhh. yahhh" he started to say in a studder, before he finally started to make some sense. "S'excuse me fin'lassie. Tis'dere somfin I cin'do?"...
Fang accepts the kiss warmly, and promises to be back by mid afternoon.
Then when he's alone with his bardic friend his mind starts racing. "Whad'a woman!" he gasped. "Whad'a guy buy for fair lady anyhow? Got ta git 'er somefin. Usual orcs like give side'a mutton to woo lady. You tink...