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    Mutants in London

    *Brushes the dust off his ENWorld account* The setting is London in the not too distant future. Charles Xavier (of Marvel Comics fame) is in his twilight years, and has worked with a number of his former students to create a new mutant university in the greatest old city of the United Kingdom...
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    Scrooge + Grinch = me

    Because even though you only see them once a year, they won't always be available for even that. There are more important things than your personal comfort.
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    Scrooge + Grinch = me

    Your problem, as has been stated in many previous threads, is that your standards are unrealistic to the point that everyone lets you down eventually, and you are unwilling to compromise said standards to the point that you achieve forgiveness. Forgive me if this sounds rude, but I would say...
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    EN World Women's Forum?

    Because, y'know, that'd be about the only thing about women that guys don't wanna read about.
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    EN World Women's Forum?

    What would you name it? "Menstruation Station"?
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    EN World Women's Forum?

    Done.
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    RANT: Disproportionate Women (may be offensive)

    A Frazetta woman could wrestle a Yeti in a blizzard and not even get the sniffles.
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    RANT: Disproportionate Women (may be offensive)

    Starter wife? Are you in training?
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    The Short and Long-term Effects of Nuclear Fallout on Faerun's Magical Weave

    I only had the print edition, and can't remember what issue it was in. Gist of it though was a template to turn any d20 monster into a giant city-snarfing beast in the grand tradition of Japanese rubber-suit cinema.
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    The Short and Long-term Effects of Nuclear Fallout on Faerun's Magical Weave

    It'd certainly be a good excuse to dig out the old Dragon rules for d20 Kaiju...
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    Firefly

    It's not really comparable to downloading a series on BitTorrent that is available on DVD.
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    In Praise of Cheetos

    Oh you poor deprived Swede. C'mere. Lemme give you a hug.
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    Help me make a Hat of D02

    Obviously the Hat of d02 would be able to summon the Clawring Crabe.
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    WOTC ad - insulting to gamers?

    Well, this thread certainly turned out charming.
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    What is Gygaxian?

    Thief, not Rogue!
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