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In Canada, I'm pretty sure there is a conscription law 'cause people remember it from WWII, but I don't know what it is. We don't have to register when we turn 18...or if we do, nobody told me, and I never got in trouble for not doing it. If a draft ever came about and I got the call, I'd be...

I'm practically a communist, but I still know that personal responsibility is important. We SHOULD really expect every individual to go through some kind of pre-flight checklist before setting out in their car, but we don't. Unfortunately, no one bothers to learn what's necessary anymore, and...

Interesting name: All that and a bag of crisps. ;)

I'm almost never here anymore either, for some of the same reasons. My hat of d02, working on another project, meteors hitting the earth, people who can't drive, being a dipsh-...oh, wait. :confused: I'm getting my threads crossed again. (I really shouldn't post with more than one window...

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Wow. You must be, like, the second old poster around here!

Will there be cake?

Does it...does it have to be in Vegas?

There's a State of Philadelphia now? Must be smoooooooth.

STELLAAAAA!

My clerics need more feats! :wah: Wizards get bonus feats so they can pick up Metamagic abilities. Yet clerics, who are expected to step up and fight in combat as well as cast spells, don't. I'm supposed to make a second-string fighter and pick up Metamagic feats solely with my...

Whoa. Clearly a death threat. Have you reported her to the FBI, or should I? ;)

No I don't, please elaborate with pictures. :uhoh:

I love my family, but I find they are so much easier to deal with once they've died. Take my mother, for example: She's 75, and she's had tongue cancer twice. Yes, that's right: Tongue cancer. But does that shut her up? No! She talks more than ever! And now she mumbles everything! Like...

Mmmmom! JimAde's cursing!

Ah yes, how well I know it: "And she said, Behold, thy sister in law is gone back unto her people...."

Set your house on fire. Even crazy old granmas don't like visiting a burning house. :)

Huzzah! This calls for a celebration! *rum*

In 1e, one of my characters killed a robber using a sack of coins. (That's probably not edition-specific, although I guess in 3e it could have been non-lethal damage, I'm not really sure....)