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Heh... reminds me of what a friend who used to play a tank would say after getting creamed by a bunch of mooks. "A little help here? I just lost about 8 bards worth of blood."

My little brother is off to Bard College... and I couldn't let the joke go untold... www.cafepress.com/bardcollege/ ...so I found the perfect shirt.

Where are you going here? Wolverine -> Short, Hairy & Beserker -> Dwarven Barbarian? Colossus -> Big, Strong & Metalic -> Warforged Fighter?

Heh, you could give Black Peter magic gloves, whose abilities I have not yet decided, but whose name I have: "Gloves of Sacking and Whacking". There, the gauntlet has been thrown... what do the gauntlets do, and how are they priced?

Whereas Black Peter, as he's most commonly seen in eastern Germany, could be created by equipping a drunken lvl 1 Commoner with a hickory stick, a burlap sack, a bible, and a couple of oranges for the lucky children.

Just like MTA Chairman Kalikow has to be able to drive a subway? Nah... the fat man is responsible for delivery and production management... not the production itself. If the so called "elves" went marxist on him, he'd have to give out coal (unless the "elves" also man his mines... though that...

Come now... isn't that accomplished by his army of elven (though they look more gnomish) minions?

Periapt of Wisdom?

What, like the German Black Peter, who would come to the door, and if you were naughty... throw you in a sack and beat you with a hickory cane?

HA! What a fun way to burn a feat: "EWP: Thrown Humanoid".

Oh... and Colossus only had to target a square, not an opponant... hitting the opponanat was Wolverine's role.

In the Colossus role: I've seen it done as a ranged attack with an improvised weapon that is sized too large for them. In the Wolverine role: It's a melee charge that provides additional falling damage to both the target and the attacker... though the attacker gets the benefit of a jump roll to...

So, naturalists observe, a flea Has smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller still to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum. Thus every poet in his kind Is bit by him that comes behind. -Jonathan Swift

How many spellcasters did Charles the Bold have? ;)

I'm going for the obvious route here... Quick Draw.

Buy a couple of Overhead Shields from Heroes of Battle, and cram as many mooks under each 20 foot radius Wall of Force as you can.

Not trying to instigate, but I'm actually curious... does a VoP Paladin lose his horse?

Title says it all: How would BoED's Starmantle Cloak, which allows you to ignore damage from mundane weapons and missiles, and gives you a reflex save for half on magic weapons and missiles, interact with Improved Evasion?

Character shepherding is really the least disruptive way of dealing with it. Let other people (preferably chosen by the missing person) take over the character. Otherwise you get into XP and treasure imbalences, which not only hurt the absent character, but the entire party that relies on...

I wonder what the pricing on an adamantine mace of silence would be...