Iron Sky
Procedurally Generated
Sir Exsixten stops to appraise the ship.
THE ENDURANCE MUST BE THIS SHIP THAT STANDS BEFORE US IN EXCELLENT REPAIR. BY SIR EXSIXTEN'S EXPERT PROGRAMMING IN SHIPERY HE CAN SEE THIS SHIP HAS UNDERGONE EXTENSIVE REPAIRS TO KEEP HIM IN TOP SHAPE - ALWAYS CALL A SHIP HE BY THE WAY, OTHER WISE THE SAILORS WILL TAKE YOU FOR AN IGNORANT LAND-LUBBER. THIS MUST BE A FAST SHIP, IT'S GOT MASSIVE BIRD-CATCHERS, he leans down to Jax and points. EX-GHOST LIZARD JAXIMUS, THOSE BIG CLOTH THINGS ARE USED TO TRAP FLOCKS OF BIRDS THAT THEY THEN AFFIX TO ALL THOSE ROPES. THE BIRDS THEN FLY AROUND THE SHIP IN HARNESS AND PROPEL IT ACROSS THE SEA - LIKE THE CHICKEN-CHARIOT OF THE LORDS OF AWESOME FROM WHENCE MORTALS DERIVED THE DESIGN!
He pauses for long enough that everyone gets hopeful that he's shut up.
SLIGHT ILL OMEN THAT THEY SELECTED A WATERY DEVIL AS THEIR FIGUREHEAD, THOUGH CRUSHING STRANGLING THAT FISH-HORSE TO DEATH IN HIS FIST IS ADMITTEDLY AN ARTFUL TOUCH.
THE ENDURANCE MUST BE THIS SHIP THAT STANDS BEFORE US IN EXCELLENT REPAIR. BY SIR EXSIXTEN'S EXPERT PROGRAMMING IN SHIPERY HE CAN SEE THIS SHIP HAS UNDERGONE EXTENSIVE REPAIRS TO KEEP HIM IN TOP SHAPE - ALWAYS CALL A SHIP HE BY THE WAY, OTHER WISE THE SAILORS WILL TAKE YOU FOR AN IGNORANT LAND-LUBBER. THIS MUST BE A FAST SHIP, IT'S GOT MASSIVE BIRD-CATCHERS, he leans down to Jax and points. EX-GHOST LIZARD JAXIMUS, THOSE BIG CLOTH THINGS ARE USED TO TRAP FLOCKS OF BIRDS THAT THEY THEN AFFIX TO ALL THOSE ROPES. THE BIRDS THEN FLY AROUND THE SHIP IN HARNESS AND PROPEL IT ACROSS THE SEA - LIKE THE CHICKEN-CHARIOT OF THE LORDS OF AWESOME FROM WHENCE MORTALS DERIVED THE DESIGN!
He pauses for long enough that everyone gets hopeful that he's shut up.
SLIGHT ILL OMEN THAT THEY SELECTED A WATERY DEVIL AS THEIR FIGUREHEAD, THOUGH CRUSHING STRANGLING THAT FISH-HORSE TO DEATH IN HIS FIST IS ADMITTEDLY AN ARTFUL TOUCH.