Top Ten comical lines stated during Dougmander's Septentrionalis game (excluding the wonderful lines already cited by dougmander):
#10: Stated by the player of the Mohawk Brave after he summons up a second group of wolves to help attack the enemies, and the DM apologizes for not bringing enough wolf miniatures: “That’s okay. I’ll take Dire Elephants if you have them.”
#9: Stated by the non-superstitious Natural Philosopher as a large group of shadowy wrath-like sprits emerge in the air above the party: "Birds. They’re just birds.”
#8: Stated by the Buccaneer pirate when the Rogue asks where the two other party members have gone off to: ”They are checking out a building just beyond the trees, but don’t tell the French fop. He’ll cry if he finds out that he could have actually slept under a roof last night.”
#7: Stated by a player after the DM describes the humanoid scarecrow attacking them as “He looks like Ray Bolger.”: “You mean he’s dead?”
#6: Optimistically stated by the party’s Rogues, when they are hopelessly outmatched by a contingent of armed enemy riders swiftly charging them: “Good! Here come our horses.”
#5: Stated by the French Musketeer after the party leaves the reef in a hastily constructed raft, and the DM asks if they are rowing towards the Massachusetts coast a few hundred yards away. “No, I say we row back to France.”
#4: Stated by a player after the rogue was hauled into the ocean by a group of sea devils: “So, I guess he lost the immunity challenge and was voted off the island.”
#3: Stated by the Buccaneer pirate after the Musketeer questions if either of the women in the party might actually be witches: “Let’s check. Does anybody have a duck?”
#2: Stated by the French Musketeer after a reference is made to the French Noblewoman's bustle being over her chest, and the player states “You’re thinking of a corset, a bustle is worn on the rear.”: “She is a witch! She’s wearing it backwards!”
#1: Stated by a player after the Mohawk Brave casts a spell and says “I’m calling some wolf brothers to come help us”: “It looks like it worked!”, while pointing at Piratecat’s dog Finny, which has just entered the room and sat down beside the Mohawk’s player.
