The Lonesome Drake, Boris Stenker
"You fellows look hot, tired, lean, and hungry. To tell the truth so am I, well, all but the 'lean' part anyways, but innkeepers tend to other folks first! How' s about I draw some pints whilst you gents relax, put your feet up, smoke if you wish, and relax before dinner. Farmer Woonsocket down the way brought me Missus Irma one of his prize hogs this mornin'. Took me near two-and-a-half hours to get that joker dressed out! But he's been a-simmerin' and smokin' nice and slow for some hours now, and ought to be just about ready whenever you lads are."