Male Gendered Lupine Hivemind Thread

[Aeson]

I'm pretty sure I don't want to be in your mind...it's scary. I would rather be in my dirty, flame consumed, mess of a mind....it's nice and toasty warm in here...

Now what makes my mind scary? Have you met Darth K'Trava talk about scary?

 

[Jdvn1]

Now what makes my mind scary? Have you met Darth K'Trava talk about scary?

We're used to Darth's scary, though.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I talk to Darth, she's not scary at all....I on the other hand frighten a lot of people with my sheer personality. Yay me!

 

[Jdvn1]

I talk to Darth, she's not scary at all....I on the other hand frighten a lot of people with my sheer personality. Yay me!

Maybe you should try not setting people on fire...

 

[Lady_Acoma]

But, but....it's fun. What else am I supposed to do with all my free time and rage?

 

[Jdvn1]

Do something constructive. Make something. Like a flame-thrower.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Sure go ahead. One of these days I'll be a forty year old virgin still living with my mom and working at blockbuster part time, We'll see who's laughing then, oh wait. Hah I'm not 40 yet and I don't have a job

Don't laugh. I have a 40-year old friend who's still a virgin. But not working at Blockbuster... And his is by religious choice-waiting 'till he gets married before remedying that sitch.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Wow. Can he get away from her? I had remembered the line from The Cosby Show.

When he finally gets his full disability from the military, yes he will. And with much gladness, rejoicing and probably a helluva party!!

For a monster recipe book, of course.

I dunno if I'd wanna see the AC for a chocolate cake in there....

Mmmmm.... chocolate cake..... [/Homer Simpson]

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Originally Posted by Steve Jung
I remember statting up cafeteria food as monsters when I was in high school. It was sad, really.

Sad because you had that much free time or sad because your cafeteria food was higher CR than most cafeteria food?

Should've counted the poison DC for the food instead... that woulda been more applicable...

 

[Aeson]

uhoh she back. Forgive me my Dark Mistress. Don't force lightning me please