D&D 5E Tales from the Yawning Portal: A better title would be "Nezram's tales of adventure".

[Morrus]

Do you actually know anything about the Yawning Portal or are you too busy drinking the Wiz juice?

For someone who reports pretty much every post where anybody disagrees with you, this is somewhat ironic. You're getting insulting again. Do that again, and you'll be asked to leave your own thread.

 

[AaronOfBarbaria]

That would be like going to a football match just to discuss rugby.

No, it would be like a bunch of football players hanging out in a bar talking about things that happened when they were playing football in other places that they've played before.

You can't make an analog that exploring a dungeon is to football as exploring a dungeon is to rugby, rugby has to be an analog to something that isn't already an analog to football.

 

[Parmandur]

Just saying it doesn't make it true. The Yawning Portal has nothing to do with multiworlds, nor has it ever, so why does it suddenly make sense after 30+ years?

Do you actually know anything about the Yawning Portal or are you too busy drinking the Wiz juice?

I know it's a tavern on top of a magical spaceport, among other mystically magically thongs. They could do pretty much whatever and make it work, I reckon.

 

[Schmoe]

Who is Nezram? Been playing 30+ years, stumped by the name.

 

[Waterbizkit]

Do you actually know anything about the Yawning Portal or are you too busy drinking the Wiz juice?

Drinking the "wiz juice"? Listen here buddy, what a person does in the privacy of their own home is no business of yours. I'll drink all the wiz I want!

Anyway... I disagree. I've rated the thread terrible. I've done all I can do. Carry on fella.

 

[DM Magic]

I've never heard of Nezram. I had to Google it.

 

[Corpsetaker]

A better title for this forum would be "Corpsetaker's gallery of disappointments"

Well I'm actually trying to engage in a smart, legit, and good natured conversation and all you can come up with is snarky and rude comments.

Who's the disappointment?

 

[Corpsetaker]

I know it's a tavern on top of a magical spaceport, among other mystically magically thongs. They could do pretty much whatever and make it work, I reckon.

Then why aren't they sitting in "The Burning Troll Inn" or "The Drowned Buoy Inn" in Skullport where it would make a lot more sense?

 

[Corpsetaker]

I've never heard of Nezram. I had to Google it.

 

[AaronOfBarbaria]

Then why aren't they sitting in "The Burning Troll Inn" or "The Drowned Buoy Inn" in Skullport where it would make a lot more sense?

Because The Yawning Portal sees more foot-traffic than those inns as a result of there being more people (both locals and visitors) in Waterdeep than in Skullport.