A flavorful thread with Sour Cream and cHIVEs : Are you hungry yet?

[Desert Hare]

I am in fact the center of the universe.

When's the last time you saw a pychologist?

I didn't say I expected it, just that it would be ideal. And they don't need to be awake and online all the time. Just while I am. (See above).

And again because the earth spins on it axis and rotates around the sun that's an impossibility.

 

[Desert Hare]

a) Can you keep it up?
b) Should I have joined the Hive earlier?
c) Are you going to overtake Crothian?

a) I could average 10 posts per day at worst, 30 at best.
b) No, you prolly just need to spend more posting time in the hive or posting on enworld in general
c) Who's Crothian? And why sould I care?

 

[hafrogman]

When's the last time you saw a pychologist?

Never. I'm actually quite sane, despite any seemings to the contrary. I think about it every so often though.

And again because the earth spins on it axis and rotates around the sun that's an impossibility.

1) As I said, the earth doesn't in fact rotate around the sun. Watch-selling conspiracy.
2) Hardly an "impossibility", everyone else would just have to keep strange hours. Difficult, but not impossible. Hence "ideal". I don't expect to achieve it, it's just a convenient basis for comparison.
3) Really, I shouldn't have based #2 on the idea that time exists, it makes my arguement in #1 seem less solid.
4) I guess I should just give up on numbered lists about now.
5) Top 5 reasons why nobody laughs at John's jokes?

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Bupspuger Fun house of mist.

 

[Desert Hare]

Never. I'm actually quite sane, despite any seemings to the contrary. I think about it every so often though.

Then maybe you should see a proctologist?

 

[Blackrat]

Never. I'm actually quite sane, despite any seemings to the contrary. I think about it every so often though.1) As I said, the earth doesn't in fact rotate around the sun. Watch-selling conspiracy.
2) Hardly an "impossibility", everyone else would just have to keep strange hours. Difficult, but not impossible. Hence "ideal". I don't expect to achieve it, it's just a convenient basis for comparison.
3) Really, I shouldn't have based #2 on the idea that time exists, it makes my arguement in #1 seem less solid.
4) I guess I should just give up on numbered lists about now.
5) Top 5 reasons why nobody laughs at John's jokes?

Your claims of anything existing at all are just part of the watch selling conspiracy! I don't buy into that existence hocus pocus. I'm quite content on my knowledge that nothing exists at all.

 

[hafrogman]

a) I could average 10 posts per day at worst, 30 at best.

That'll get you up there pretty fast.

b) No, you prolly just need to spend more posting time in the hive or posting on enworld in general

I'm doing alright. I think that my problem is my history. A graph of posts/time would be seriously slanted to more recent times. I spent 3 or 4 years being a member but not posting much, if at all.

c) Who's Crothian? And why should I care?

Crothian is the local legend. He's linked from the front page. Technically just the "top poster" is linked. But that's Crothian. It's always been Crothian, it will always be Crothian. It's scary.

 

[hafrogman]

Then maybe you should see a proctologist?

Are we suggesting that I have a cranio-proctologic inversion?

Believe it or not, I don't actually think I'm the center of the universe.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Believe it or not, I don't actually think I'm the center of the universe.

I am...Yes, I am Azathoth.

 

[WhatGravitas]

Never. I'm actually quite sane, despite any seemings to the contrary.

People who talk about sanity tend to be pretty sane. The insane ones are those who don't talk about it any more.

Your claims of anything existing at all are just part of the watch selling conspiracy! I don't buy into that existence hocus pocus. I'm quite content on my knowledge that nothing exists at all.

Ye gads, can I put you to the String theorists? You should fit right in there!

Cheers, LT.