Evony Ad

[sanine]

my friends! I bring news! I signed up here just to share what I have witnessed.. and I am still recovering from the very sight of this.. monster.

Behold myfriends, the worst evony ad yet. Just a pair of boobs. That says "Play now secretly". Believe it, its real. Its very real.

 

[ssampier]

Ah, boobage.

You never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Anyone want to photoshop an Evony ad over these boobies?

dancing-blue-footed-boobies-pictures photos & pics

Or maybe over images of Parus Major (common name would be censored)
http://davesgarden.com/guides/birdfiles/showimage/1116/

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Behold myfriends, the worst evony ad yet. Just a pair of boobs. That says "Play now secretly". Believe it, its real. Its very real.

Seriously? That's an actual ad, not a photoshop? ....*starts trying to saying something, but then figures it's not worth it*.....

Ah well, much as a I appreciate the beautiful display of the female form, I'm more of a leg guy. So unless they start putting out miniskirt ads, it's clear this game is not meant for me.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You know...

Some Hiver ought to compile the various Evony ads to ask Goldmoon about them when she pops back up...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Seriously? That's an actual ad, not a photoshop?

I haven't seen that exact one myself, but its font and brown...er..."clothing" matches the banner ad (rotated 90degrees) that..."popped up" at the top of my screen before I clicked on the "New Reply" button.

 

[Orius]

New ad

Looks like they are taking the "Sex Sells" idea very literal now.

None DnD type appearance but LOTS of cleavage and the words "start your journey now My Lord."

I was cranky when I was reading through this, 'cause all I had was something with a polar bear (yeah, that's exciting), but it looks like the ad finally popped up. And yeah, it's nothing but pure sex appeal.

ahhhh.... the journeys I am thinking of....... mountains, valleys, bushlands.... adventure of the highest kind....

I'm just glad Evony ads have moved past the uncanny valley.

Yeah I'm letting that one hang out there.

She's got huge.... tracts of land!

Are they fertile?

I thought puns were against forum rules? Well, they were all funny.

my friends! I bring news! I signed up here just to share what I have witnessed.. and I am still recovering from the very sight of this.. monster.

Behold myfriends, the worst evony ad yet. Just a pair of boobs. That says "Play now secretly". Believe it, its real. Its very real.

Meh, what good are they without a pretty face?

And these ads don't say "Look, hot babes!" to me, more like, "This game sucks, so we got to pimp it with with TNA!"

 

[Relique du Madde]

and these ads don't say "look, hot babes!" to me, more like, "this game sucks, so we got to pimp it with with tna!"

qft.

 

[Vorput]

I feel guilty every time someone walks past my computer while I'm reading ENworld.

These Evony ads are bordering pretty close on being NSFW. It's really sort of irritating.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I feel guilty every time someone walks past my computer while I'm reading ENworld.

These Evony ads are bordering pretty close on being NSFW. It's really sort of irritating.

You are not the only person who I heard complain about that.