Operation: Power Level Gary


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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender ssay,"hey what with the long face?!"

What? you want another one?

A dusty cowboy leads his horse to the bar, orders a whiskey for himself and a beer for his horse. The bartender asks, "Yeah, but can you make him drink?"
 






A horse trots up into a diner, sees a duck behind the counter.

"Waddle you have?" asks the duck.

"How's the blue plate special today?" asks the horse

"Not all that its quacked up to be." is the reply.
 



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